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Recent works
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Theodore Nott: Matchmaker Extraordinaire (if you squint) by Kisses_K for MidnightLumos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Enough was enough. Theo could no longer work in the same confined space as the two smartest people he knew—who also happened to be woefully inept in the romance department. It was time for him to dust off his cupid's bow and smack his two best friends around the head with it.
The three times Theo attempted to and failed at getting Hermione and Draco together, and the one time it accidentally worked.
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Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads for DancingInMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.
What he does not expect is sex pollen.
Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.
Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.
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Insatiable Science by garnetsyrup, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2026
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Draco can’t seem to stop showing up at Hermione’s Herbology lab with troubled plants for her to diagnose and treat. The most recent case, however, opens the door to far more than either of them bargained for.
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OR: Willpower is no match against mutual attraction and sex pollen.
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“You’re going to be put to death tomorrow, what do you want for your last meal?” the reporter taunted.
Draco strained at his chains, close enough to shout the most vile and offensive thing he could think of into fifty raised quick-quotes quills. “Hermione Granger’s cunt.”
Then he spat on the reporter’s shoes.
Hermione comes to collect.
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
Series
- Part 2 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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Hermione and Ron have just broken up after nine years together. Ron is too angry to see her, so he sends his coworker Draco Malfoy to pick up his things just to spite her. Unfortunately for Draco, he gets more than he bargained for when he walks in on her watching pornography in the living room.
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When the safety of the English Quidditch team is threatened on the cusp of the World Cup Final, Auror Hermione is sent in as part of the protection detail. Not only is she assigned to tail her ex—fit and annoyingly flirty seeker Draco Malfoy—but a curse threatens to take her life unless she sleeps with him… And that wouldn’t be such a problem if he hadn't already broken her heart.
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Draco's been in love with his colleague for four years, but it took catching teenagers in an alcove to finally do something about it. It turns out the only thing more dangerous than students breaking curfew is two professors with years of unresolved tension and an empty castle.
Or: Two professors on late-night patrol finally give in to years of tension in the worst possible location.
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Due to a Ministry project, Hermione shows Draco the cars, trying to get him to abandon his prejudices towards Muggles and realise that they are just as ingenious as wizards, even without magic.
Five years later, she realises the big mistake she made, as Draco ends up being one of the drivers in an illegal race and Hermione, even though she knows the danger involved, ends up getting in with him and later that same night, she fucks him in his car.