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    In 2010, Hermione Granger lives a lovely Muggle life in lovely Muggle London with a lovely Muggle boyfriend and a lovely Muggle job. Draco Malfoy drifts reslessly between magical and Muggle worlds, seeking anything close to meanining.

    They have no reason to cross paths. Until the arrogance of their youth and the heat of their teenage rivalry threatens to alter their futures forever.

    "...And should both our hearts and hands stand unclaimed upon the turning of our thirtieth year, then magic itself shall bind us, lawfully and magically joined, by will or otherwise."

    Note: Cheating tag does not refer to Hermione and Draco cheating on each other.

    2 chapters per week.

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    Draco and Harry have a little disagreement about the proper labelling of Christmas gifts. They are, of course, very mature about it.

    Written for the Drarry Discord Server's November Monthly Drabble challenge.

    Prompt: "a gift with no tag"
    Word count: 256
    Added challenge: no dialogue or only dialogue

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    Hermione Granger is captured, obliviated, and remade into Hermione Malfoy - a dutiful daughter, a loyal servant of Voldemort, and Draco's younger sister.

    Draco resents her existence and delights in her suffering.

    Unfortunately, Hermione’s devotion begins to soften him.
    More unfortunately, he realizes he wants her.
    Even more unfortunately, she thinks he is her brother.

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    7/?
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    40
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    Hermione’s quill scratches ink across parchment, freckling her knuckles like dark stars, the library’s sconce-light bleeding over her star chart at 3:00 p.m. Dust, leather, panic thick in her throat.

    Draco glides past, sling a lie, and topples her books with one cool sweep. “Careful, Granger,” he murmurs, voice silk and venom. His dragon-hide sole pins her hand to the carpet—cold, crushing—ache blooming into wet heat between her thighs. “Wouldn’t want you on the floor again.”

    The Time-Turner burns deliberate against her sternum—she wants this. Her breath stutters; cunt clenches. Yes. She craves the degradation, the filth of his sneer. Click. Gold devours the world.

    Loops spiral: ink, teeth, ropes, denial. Hours stretch, fracture. Sensory storms—wet silk, copper tang, dragon-hide scent—until time knots around them.

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    2/?
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    26
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    1,051
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    Draco wakes up in the past after dying in a dungeon that Voldemort left him in.

    He wakes up in the past and proceeded to not care other than knowing he didn’t want to work for a snake anymore.

     

    (This book will be edited sometimes so be warned)

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    7/?
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    “You are hereby sentenced to three years of probation, remanded to Hogwarts where you are to finish your schooling under the care of Head Girl Hermione Granger. See it as equal parts punishment and protection."

    In which Draco Malfoy endeavours to chart the border between Ragebait and Flirtation and to seek the precise location of Hermione Granger’s Last Nerve, if only for the pleasure of polka dancing on it.

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    3/?
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    52
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    5
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    402
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    Harry is ready for his Second Year at Hogwarts with his best friend Tom (who lives inside his head.) But new mysteries await him at Hogwarts, and Tom is being secretive. Part two of the Soulbound series.

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    3/18
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    On Christmas night, Draco Malfoy falls asleep after collecting an impossible trophy, bedding the Golden Girl. With no intention of it being more than a one night stand, he’s dragged into a waking nightmare when three infuriating spirits, embodied as clever, intrusive familiars, arrive to guide, or torment, him through visions of the past, present, and future. Friends or foes, he can’t tell, but their purpose is clear: to force Draco to confront the cost of his continued inaction, and he's one stubborn mother fucker.

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    6/6
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    You and Draco go on a shopping spree, you have a panic attack, and you meet some friends. Little do you know one of those friends has a dark side...

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    Fifth year at Hogwarts should be about lessons, homework and surviving Umbridge without losing her mind. Instead, Hermione Granger finds herself stuck with Draco Malfoy as a partner in almost every class thanks to Dumbledore’s new House Unity initiative. She tells herself it’s just schoolwork. It’s just Potions. It’s just Malfoy. It’s nothing. Really.

    But when Umbridge’s sweet smile hides sharp rules, when glances between them linger just a second too long, and when the carefully ordered world Hermione relies on starts to tilt, she begins to notice things she shouldn’t: hesitation in his voice, unpredictability in his expressions, and a tension that logic cannot explain.

    Hermione insists it means nothing. And yet, House Unity has a way of forcing students to see each other differently — and some lessons aren’t in the textbooks, and some shifts can’t be undone.

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    Chapters:
    10/100
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    19
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    Please give lots of love and kudos to the original work! ♥️

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    Please give lots of love and kudos to the original work! ♥️

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    “I’m sorry, Sirius,” he said aloud, because what else could he say?
    As far as last words went those weren’t bad.

    He really was sorry.
    For everything.
    At least now he could never hurt Sirius again.

    And as the inferi pulled his head underwater he couldn’t help but smile.

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    After exemplifying one too many acts of roguish misconduct with Ron, the Auror department assigns him a new partner. And of course, it’s Draco Malfoy. But after saving Harry’s life again and again, this newfound partnership slowly shifts into something almost like friendship… and then into something more that neither of them know how to name.

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    Mori decides that the mission in Hogwarts is taking a bit too long, so he sends a little help.


    Or, Mori sends Chuuya to Hogwarts to help Dazai, neither of them are happy about it.

    /!\ This fic’s chapter numbers might increase if more motivation is found.
    CHAPTER 6 WAS ADDED JANUARY 5th, 2026!!!

    (Also this is only Mature bcuz suicide is mentioned jokingly (this is Dazai after all) in the 2nd chapter, and a bit of swearing is in that chapter too. I’m not great with ratings, so if I can bring it back down to Teens and Up I would, but I’d rather play it safe and not get Ao3 angry xD)

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    Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley are two completely different men. Or – they used to be. After an ill-fated potions incident, Draco and Ron switch bodies. If that didn’t make their lives complicated enough, the Vampyre serial killer, Hermione Granger’s incessant questions, and Narcissa Malfoy’s social calendar (in no particular order) threaten to bring their worlds crashing down.

    Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side.

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    A blonde medical student and soon-to-be scitech writer falls for a voice on the school speakers.

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    3/?
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    After the war, Hermione Granger’s parents decided they had had enough of magic.

    Enough danger. Enough fear. Enough almost losing their child.

    They erased themselves from the wizarding world and moved to Australia under new names. They wanted safety. They wanted normalcy. Hermione agreed because leaving felt easier than staying.

    Draco Malfoy arrived by accident. A misfired Portkey after a botched escape plan was a mistake that should not have reached her.

    Helping him risked everything her parents had sacrificed to give her a new life across the oceans, but turning him away felt like refusing to acknowledge the horrors of war they had all survived.

    Enemies and equally out of place, they were left to navigate secrecy, survival, and what the war had done to them.

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    2/?
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    Hermione walks into the Hospital Wing for help and accidentally leaves with a tentative ally in someone she least expected. Eventual Dramione

    Chapter titles come from Taylor Swift Lyrics because I have a problem.

    Language:
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    13/?
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    57
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    It began in the only way befitting them, with violence.

    Or so he said, when the prick finally bothered to tell her.

    A hippogriff, a time turner, an escaped convict, and the unrivaled rage of one thirteen year old Hermione Granger as her palm connected with Draco Malfoy’s face, the sound creating a melody more beautiful to her ears than Beethoven.

    Neither of them noticed their matching marks just beneath their collar, the magic singing in their blood.

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    [OR: A canon rewrite in which Hermione has to navigate a soul bond with Draco Malfoy ]

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