Konoha is the Clownfish AU of the shinobi world
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Asuma got Yuuhi Kurenai pregnant and then married her, which had the clans in a complete uproar.
The Yuuhi family was a small and barely signifcant shinobi family, not even related or affiliated to any of the main families and clans, and for Sarutobi to allow Asuma to ally with her family was a huge leap in status for the Yuuhi, and absolute insult to every other damn clan.
And as much as Iruka knew how much the two of them loved each other, it meant that Iruka was now set to marry a stranger to appease the clans.
Godddamit, Asuma.
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In a world where an unknown ninja had discovered a certain sex-change jutsu, and every damn shinobi thereby can learn it, Iruka finds himself in a Situation. Taken in by the Sarutobi Clan by the Sandaime himself after his parents had died in the Kyuubi attack, Iruka now has to marry after the disaster of his older foster-brother's marriage.
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So when you get married in Konoha to an active shinobi, there's this clause in the marriage paperwork: What happens on mission stays on mission.
It's colloquially known as the ANBU Clause.
Kakashi is interested in taking it beyond that.
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"Shimura Danzo wants to what," Shisui said. Because he must have taken a huge knock to the head on his last mission, he must be hearing things.
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How to lose a suitor in 3 easy steps!
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Hashirama created The Jutsu when he was a child.
It was the key to peace.
What if Sexy-no-jutsu had been created during the Founding Era?
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What if instead of holding out for a better offer, Hiruzen took Fugaku's first marriage proposal of Uchiha Shisui for his ward Umino Iruka?
In which Uchiha Shisui takes his job very seriously, Umino Iruka takes himself very seriously, and Fugaku has a screaming migraine. Again.
Chapter 4: In which they Finally Get Married COMPLETE
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AKA: You have the mysterious air of a cat. Or prostitute.
Uchiha Madara invented the clownfish jutsu. Unlike in all other iterations, the Uchiha clan did not share this with the rest of Konoha, and instead kept it to themselves and bred like rabbits.
They also only appear male when they leave their compound - as far as everyone knows, the Uchiha are extremely conservative misogynists.
Uchiha Shisui was experimenting in the Forest one quiet morning on the hiraishin. He bent time rather than space.
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Minato has a new jutsu he wants to show Kushina.
It's really cool isn't it, Kushina-san?!
Minato invents the Sexy No Jutsu.
Minato happened to Clownfish AU.
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I have figured it out. I understand now, why the Uchiha are so ostracised, even with the immensely powerful and useful bloodline limit. They were traditional enemies of the Senju, were they not? So the sharingan, no matter how useful, no matter how powerful, would forever be ostracised in Konoha.
Trying to imitate one of those is useless, then, if I wish to find acceptance. I just have to find a better model to emulate.
Orochimaru and Sakumo have a correspondence.
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Madara takes a walk through the new Village.
Tomorrow, Uzumaki Mito will be coming, and everything will be different.
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- Part 9 of Konoha is the Clownfish AU of the shinobi world
- Part 5 of Mutual Pining
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Butsuma had two sons and two daughters.
But after the deaths of his heirs, Butsuma made a choice.
His line had to continue.
Butsuma makes a choice after his sons die.
In other words: What does it mean to be a man?
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Minato is very good at what he does, and he knows it.
The problem is, so do other people.
A study of the differences between applied research and basic research - what does it mean when you achieve tenure?Takes place ~8 years after the end of A Symbol of Subjugation's epilogue.
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As far as Baki can remember, Konoha had always loomed large in the political landscape.
There's a reason why Konoha and the Uchiha are terrifying in particular.
In which Baki encounters Uchiha throughout his life, and each time it's terrifying.
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He'd always been precocious.
Uchiha Shisui's relationship with Uchiha Madara.
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It probably all started with the fact that Sandaime-sama approved of Uzumaki Kushina's visit to Konoha that first time.
Danzou would never forgive Torifu for it, ever, because soon after that, his Hokage candidate disappeared into the wilds of the whirlpools and apparently retired to become some beach princess.
If Uzumaki Kushina had never met Namikaze Minato, history probably would have been very different.
Hatake Sakumo chooses a successor. History goes very differently from canon.
In which the new Godaime Hokage chooses a Kemuri, the new Kemuri Does his job right until he doesn't and everything goes downhill from there.
Guess who is the new hokage and no you probably wouldn't be able to guess it.
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- Part 10 of The Reckoning: Symbol of Subjugation Inspired
- Part 14 of Konoha is the Clownfish AU of the shinobi world
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To the Point of Invention: A study of the intersection of silk and metalsmithing industries by drelfina for evocates
Fandoms: Naruto
19 Jul 2020
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The marriage of Uchiha Tobirama to Uchiha Madara had far-reaching consequences; not just in the building of Konohagakure, and laying the political groundwork for the society and national boundaries that there are today, but in industries that readers today will not even begin to envision as being different before.
Peace, and peace made in this manner, with the marriage between the Senju and Uchiha particularly, has huge lasting social, economical, and industrial impacts on Konoha and the world at large. Today, while those who hold the name Senju number in the single digits, the relationship between the Senju and Uchiha is inevitably intertwined with the history of Konoha, and it is important to examine the relationship of marriage and its impact on our industries today, which is the seed for the redefinition of Shinobi in Konoha.
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- Part 11 of The Reckoning: Symbol of Subjugation Inspired
- Part 15 of Konoha is the Clownfish AU of the shinobi world