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Stan Lord Voldemort the (self-proclaimed) Greatest Dark Lord in Great Britain: Year 1 by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2022
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Harry hums to himself, re-reading his handmade letter for the nth time. "...something is missing."
Dear Lord Voldemort, the Greatest Dark Lord in all of Great Britain,
My name is Harry Potter, aka the Boy Who Lived, aaka
yourthe Chosen One.You may or may not have been receiving my howlers, post-owls, muggle mail, and/or recordings via Patronus of my advances for
courtshipfriendship with you. I suspect someone has been intercepting my messages, but worry not. When I find out who's sabotaging me, they will regret it. Though maybe that's a bit far. We don't have to start off as friends, so long as we can meet face to face haha if you want a personal slave who'll do whatever dirty work you deign then I'm open to that too y'know. Just so long as we can be in the same room hahais it okay if I kiss yourPlease respond if you are receiving this. Thank you.
Perhaps...Perhaps he should've added more hearts?
"Yes, that's it." He blinks. "Maybe I'll add in a little more blood while I'm at it."
Series
- Part 1 of crack so hard it's no longer cocaine
- Part 1 of Stan Voldemort for Clear Skin
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i know what you are (do you know what i am?) by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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Voldemort would be positively thrilled to meet the entity that decided to let him reincarnate into the body of a little girl.
And not just any little girl, but a seemingly muggle one at that.
He just wants to talk, that's all.
Series
- Part 2 of Riddle me this, why you got my _____ poppin'?
- Part 2 of crack so hard it's no longer cocaine
- Part 1 of The Dark Lord vs the Multiverse