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The headline reads:
STEAMY SEX TAPE BETWEEN MAGNETO AND PROFESSOR X LEAKED!
“All right,” Charles says. “I wouldn’t call it steamy, you know, that’s an exaggeration.”
“That is seriously not the point, Professor,” Jean answers.
(A sex tape is leaked. PR crisis ensues).
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“Sage,” Charles says, blinking awake. Erik blinks up at him, then takes his eyes off to the nightstand. There are ten minutes left before Charles’ alarm wakes them up. “What is it?”“Good morning, Professor. And Magneto, I suppose.”
Erik makes a sound to confirm his presence.
“Elon Musk is vague-tweeting you.”
Erik blinks harder. “What does that mean?”
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[QUESTION] X-Men Discontinued Toy Question
hbomberguy said:
Hey guys, this might be a shot in the dark but I figured this would be the best place to get info. Recently, I found these old toys lying around my parents’ attic. Seems like it was a discontinued line of toys. You could collect Jean Grey, Cyclops, Beast, Ice Man, Angel, and Magneto. Might be more?
Thing is, they come with built-in lines. It’s, frankly, very advanced technology—almost like they can hear you. They give standard lines like ‘You’re finished!’ or ‘The best thing about being a superhero is saving others’, or something like that. I haven’t gone through all of them because one in specific caught my attention.
I was fucking around with the Magneto one, and it had classics like ‘You will bow down to Homo Superior’ but then it suddenly said, ‘You are a fool, Charles Xavier.’ I might be crazy but I don’t ever remember Magneto ever talking to Charles Xavier. Is this a mistake? Does anyone else have this toy/can confirm this is a thing he’d ever say? Am I crazy? Thanks guys.
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