Ineffable Fathers
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“So,” Crowley said, glancing Heavenward and wondering why the Almighty had seen fit to create the shining example of brilliant idiocy currently standing in his living room. “You stole Jesus?”
Aziraphale gave a one-shouldered shrug. “It seemed like a good idea at the time,” he said, sounding far less certain now that he was saddled with the bundle of infant messiah in his arms.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Fathers
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Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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But she had never had Aziraphale alone like this before, and it was an opportunity that could not be wasted. As a car her methods of communication were limited. If she were gifted with a human mouth, it no doubt would be sporting a lip piercing and black lipstick, and the first words out of her mouth would be a deadpan, “My dad wants you to fuck him.” As hilarious as it would be to witness that aftermath, she would have to satisfy herself with the method of communication available to her.
Namely, song lyrics.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Fathers
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“How did you get a baby?" Nina asked.
“Long story,” Crowley said casually, tossing the diaper bag into the nearby armchair. “There was kidnapping involved.”
“Oh, tosh,” Mr. Fell chided, sounding scandalized. “I prefer to think of it as rescuing.”
Nina felt about a thousand new questions arising in her mind. “Seriously, do I need to be telling Inspector Constable over there to have you arrested?” She motioned to Muriel, who was copying Maggie and squeezing chubby hands and feet and whispering to the baby in soft murmurs.
Crowley looked over at Muriel. “Oh, we tried that once, it didn’t take.”
Muriel glanced up and smiled. “That’s true,” they said, helpfully.
“…I need a drink,” Nina said as she headed straight for the stash of alcohol.
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JC's first year from the viewpoint of 5 people who love him.Series
- Part 3 of Ineffable Fathers