Drarry Fics
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The Stockholm Is Stockholming by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2024
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Harry mispronounces sectumsempra and ends up with a pet. A tiny, blond pet.
“I like you better this way. You’re bloody annoying when I can actually hear you.”
Draco gasped. He began to shout in earnest, hitting Harry’s chest with his tiny, balled fists.
It felt like raindrops.Series
- Part 1 of Drarry Fics
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Harry Potter and the Deadline by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Deadline (2009)
31 May 2024
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Luna and her terrible husband die of the same mysterious injuries just months apart. Harry, reeling from an adulterous divorce and a humiliating forced retirement from the Aurors, dives headfirst into an investigation of the Scamanders’ isolated country estate— which, if the local muggles are to be believed, is deeply fucking haunted. He gets a little more than he bargained for.
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- Part 2 of Drarry Fics
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Harry Potter and the Magic Bandit by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Community (TV)
03 Jun 2024
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A mysterious Bandit is plaguing Hogwarts, attacking students and stealing their magic. Lord Black’s ghoulish sister has come to slash and burn, but a recently-cursed Harry finds himself increasingly preoccupied with Draco Malfoy, who seems to be harboring a bizarre secret of his own...
Cue the romantic buddy-cop shenanigans.
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- Part 3 of Drarry Fics
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Harry Potter and the Particulars of Magical Inheritance Law by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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After the war, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy fight over who is the rightful Heir to the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. That fight involves lawyers, court, and fucking in front of Ministry officials.
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- Part 4 of Drarry Fics
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Harry Potter and the Magical Complexities of Psychometry by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2025
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Psychometry: the art of gleaning clairvoyant insights about a person by touching or holding an object once possessed by them.
Harry Potter hears voices in his head. When he was a small child at Aunt Petunia’s, they were only murmurs— vague, quiet, mumbling murmurs, like he was hearing them speak through several feet of water. Ten years later, they’ve become loud as fuck. These voices have full-blown conversations about Harry like he’s not even there.
Harry has worked so hard to keep his apparent schizophrenia a secret. The-boy-who-lived gets enough bad press as-is. Then Draco catches Harry talking to himself in an empty toilet, and all that hard work goes to shite.
Harry Potter hears voices in his head.
Draco Malfoy thinks he’s batshit insane.
TLDR; When Voldemort turned magical objects into horcruxes, parts and pieces of their past owners’ souls got mixed up inside. Poor Harry gets a baker’s dozen of godfathers and godmothers along for the ride. Some good, some evil. But boy howdy, are they talkative.
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- Part 5 of Drarry Fics
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Hermione Granger and the Get Along Shirt by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2025
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“In summary,” said Professor McGonagall, glancing down at her incident report, “You put Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy in a ‘Get Along Shirt’, which is, as I understand it, a muggle tradition intended to mend estranged relationships.”
“Friendships,” Hermione said, her voice hollow and weak. “It’s meant for friendships.“
“And you re-entered the room to find them inside the shirt…?”
“They—“ Hermione cut herself off, looking positively green. Her mouth bobbed open and closed, her eyes fixed in a haunted, thousand-yard stare.
Colin snickered. “They were inside the Get Along Shirt, alright. One inside the other.”
TLDR; Hermione forces a feuding Harry and Draco into a magical Get Along Shirt, inspired by her childhood summers at muggle camp. She returns to find them in a compromising position.
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- Part 6 of Drarry Fics
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Harry Potter and the Assorted Company Matters of Bihar, India, 1979 by Secretly_A_Mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Feb 2025
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It’s 2021. The second war is long over, the first war even moreso. Wizarding Britain has settled into a comfortable new normal, its internal players having adopted popular centrist views on all the big issues. It doesn’t matter that soldiers from back then are now turning up dead from gory, gutting suicides, one after the other, after the other, after the other. But all the bad guys are dead or in Azkaban. All their secrets have been aired out. We’re different than we were, back then. We’re better. The war is over.
Isn’t it?
TLDR: The Harry Potter franchise needed a gritty post-war spy thriller, one with a lot of political theatre. Sex, murder, spies, suicide, etc.
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- Part 7 of Drarry Fics