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“Though,” Blitzø says, pausing when he’s only a foot away from the owl. Their height difference is vast, but still somehow Stolas feels like the smaller one. “I never see you swimming, birdy. Seems like a waste to have such a nice pool and never use it.”
“Ah, I don’t actually like to swim all that much,” Stolas explains, voice getting breathier as he goes on. His talons fidget with the book in his hands and he moves to hold it over his chest.
“A shame,” Blitzø says. “Was wondering how you’d look all wet.” His eyes cut down and back up quickly and his smile is sharp, the edges of fangs nearly sparkling in the sun. The tip of his tongue pokes out of his mouth, the end forked.
Or: a different second meeting occurs when Blitzø is hired to tend Stolas' new pool.
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- Part 1 of smut oneshots
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After the events of the trial, Stolas and Blitzø find their way back to each other. And, as per usual, things get fucky, especially when they realize that Stolas is a lot more susceptible to Blitzø's strength now...
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- Part 2 of smut oneshots
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Stolas and Blitzø have a pumpkin carving date ahead of the yearly I.M.P. office competition. Things take a turn when a certain owl gets handsy.
Or: fluff and smut for the autumn season.
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- Part 3 of smut oneshots
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After joining Blitzø on what was supposed to be a simple mission, Stolas finds himself... inspired to try a new position utilizing the imp's circus skills.
Or: smut inspired by the moves Blitzø pulls in the chupacabra short. Sex in a handstand, anyone?
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- Part 4 of smut oneshots
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The I.M.P. crew pull off a successful heist and Stolitz treat themselves to a little reward.
Or: smut inspired by the LVLUP 2025 poster. I know what I am.
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- Part 5 of smut oneshots
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For anyone else, replacing all the costumes, tights, and wigs at I.M.P. would probably fall lower on the long, long list of things the team needed to repair and rebuild.
For Blitzø, though, that shit was at the top. Really, they could make do without a new computer or the stupid paperwork, but how could they do any missions without disguises?
Or: Blitzø reorders his costumes and receives a free extra: his Bathinee outfit. And then he gets fucked in it.
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- Part 6 of smut oneshots
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Stolas accidentally transforms himself into an imp just hours before Blitz is due to arrive for their monthly engagement. Things sure do happen.
Or: a 69th fic special with Imp!Stolas and all my favorite kinks.
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- Part 7 of smut oneshots
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Stolas is discovered hiding on Captain Blitzø's ship and things sure do happen.
Or: pirate smut inspired by the summer merch
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- Part 8 of smut oneshots
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post-sinsmas, Stolas and Blitzø revisit the desk in his office and resolve some of that intense sexual tension.
Or: shameless porn because I am feral
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- Part 9 of smut oneshots
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Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.
He's just got one left. A bird.
Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
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Stolas can't help it. He just wants, he burns with it. And he wants Blitzø to burn, too.
Or: Stolas makes a lust potion.
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- Part 11 of smut oneshots
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Blitzø arrives home early to find Stolas in the middle of trying to masturbate and things sure do happen!
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- Part 12 of smut oneshots
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In an effort to help more around the house, Stolas starts handling the laundry. He develops a new fascination with Blitzø's underwear and things sure do happen!
Or: Panty Thief Stolas for my 2K WTIYS challenge!
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- Part 13 of smut oneshots
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Blitzø is practicing with the Grimoire, trying to get the portal spell right, when he makes a mistake.
A pretty big one.
Or: Blitzø and Stolas switch bodies.
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- Part 14 of smut oneshots
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just the thought of your body by implydone for minkinkas
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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It's a year since Sinsmas and Blitzø is determined to get Stolas a nice gift. But whenever he asks, Stolas just avoids the question. So, he takes matters into his own hands. Er, brain.
Or: Blitzø takes a mind-reading potion and things sure do happen.
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- Part 15 of smut oneshots
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Blitzø shakes his head and his expression changes, lifting into something more confident. Large hands go to the middle of his robe, deft claws untying the knot there to release the fabric. He shrugs the robe off, the garment falling down in what feels like slow motion because he is completely, utterly bare underneath.
Or: Blitzø is hired as an art model for Stolas' drawing class and things sure do happen!
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- Part 16 of smut oneshots
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It shouldn’t be too hard to impress Stolas, really. A bit of hip swinging, some foreplay, and boom. Done. It’s not like the bird has much experience, and Blitzø has done this song and dance before. She’ll let Stolas sample the good life of pussy and toys and then wait until the excitement of a new thing wears off. And then Stolas will go back to life with her boring husband, content to live out the rest of her marriage.
Or: Blitzø and Stolas have their first full moon. Genderbent AU.
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- Part 17 of smut oneshots
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Blitzø has a yoga routine. Stolas observes and then joins in.
Or: a yoga Blitzø fic for my friend Jae!
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- Part 18 of smut oneshots