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Everyone always assumes the reason why Blitz went to the foundation where he met Loona was because he was looking for a secretary. That he just happened to come across Loona and took her in.
But what if he wasn't looking for a secretary?
What if he was looking for someone specific? Someone special?Someone named Tilly.
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I Felt You Question the Way I Was Brought Up As a Baby by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Sep 2025
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Losing his magic had, indeed, come with some surprising side effects.
For Stolpreg Week 2025.
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Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.
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anything hoes by pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Sep 2025
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Angel Dust & Blitzø have both had shitty days and they're both just looking for a good fuck. They deserve to get drunk and have sex at a club, so that's exactly what they do.
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“Close the door behind you, Stolas.”
There wasn’t exactly an authoritative tone to it, but Stolas hurried to obey regardless, talons trembling around the door handle as he pulled it shut. When he turned back to face Blitzø he was met with a satisfied smirk as Blitzø tasted the air again. Still, he tried to hold some semblance of composure, though his tongue felt heavy in his mouth and he stumbled over his words, “W-what did you need, Blitzø?”
Blitzø bared his teeth as his grin broadened - the danger in it was arousing and Stolas found himself taking a step back to press his shoulders against the door behind him. “Oh, I think you know exactly what I need, pretty bird. That ass, naked, on this desk. Now.”
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Anyone else still reeling from Mission 0, because I am.
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Helluva Afterlife by Hollianna
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Disgaea (Video Games)
16 Sep 2025
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Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.
(In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)
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Stolas & Blitzø haven't had the best luck with getting a decent night of sleep, but Blitzø has a big-brain idea to solve that.
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AKA, the one with cunnilingus on the couch
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After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.
Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.
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A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)
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They don't have a deal anymore, they haven't had one for quite some time. But that doesn't extinguish the desires they'd once helped each other to fulfil.
When Stolas discovers an opportunity to reignite what they once had, it doesn't come in the form he'd been expecting.
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Eggs Can Be Almost Bliss (as long as I get my kiss) by GlitterKoneko
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Sep 2025
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This is starting off as just a bottom blitz week submission, but its going to be a fun little romp into egg-in-Blitzø lol Just as a heads up for future chapters. I'll update the summary as I am able to post more chapters
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Blitz comes back from a particularly difficult workday and needs some comfort from his owl on his cozy, cozy couch. -
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post-sinsmas, Stolas and Blitzø revisit the desk in his office and resolve some of that intense sexual tension.
Or: shameless porn because I am feral
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- Part 10 of smut oneshots
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Started From the Bottom Now We’re Here by LadyShadowDancer
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Sep 2025
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“We are going to try out one of your requests, Darling.” Stolas smiled at him before placing soft kisses along one of his horns.
His face split into a grin. “We finally going to try that threeway tribbing I’ve been dying to do?”
Fizz stretched out on his belly in front of Blitzø, head resting on his hands as he looked up at the imp. “You couldn’t keep your dick inside long enough to actually accomplish that.”
Blitzø narrowed his eyes and flipped off Fizz, who stuck his tongue out in retaliation. A heavy hand rested on Blitzø’s shoulder, opposite the side Stolas was on. Ozzie cut in, “No, the other one.”
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Blitzø arrives at Asmodeus’ tower thinking he knows what’s in store—but the three have planned a night that finally fulfills one of his deepest desiresSeries
- Part 1 of Who's Your Daddy?
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Stolas has long been infatuated with a famous camboy and it seems like his generous tipping may just pay off.
Or: Cam Boy Blitz in honor of Bottom Blitzø Week
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my hands work differently on you by caitsoprano for implydone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Undertale (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Blitzø and Stolas visit Papyrus and Sans for some homemade pasta. Once they get home, Stolas treats Blitzø.
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Fight so dirty but your heart is so sweet by lovelesslybeloved
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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Mud wrestling gators and humans sure stirs something in Stolas that Blitzø didn't even know he had a chance to hit. Good thing Blitzø puts on a good show and knows exactly what to say to land a golden opportunity with Stolas.
"Fight so dirty, but your love so sweet
Talk so pretty, but your heart got teeth
Late night devil, put your hands on me
And never, never, never ever let go
Fight so dirty, but your love so sweet
Talk so pretty, but your heart got teeth
Late night devil, put your hands on me"
-Teeth by 5 Seconds of SummerPart of the Helluva Musical 2025 Bang
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You're The Only Thing That's Good by lovelesslybeloved
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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One year feels like a lifetime and there have been so many changes. Surely there can be no other changes right? Right?
Some changes really are good.
"Walk me home in the dead of night
I can't be alone with all that's on my mind, mhm
So say you'll stay with me tonight
'Cause there is so much wrong going on outside"
- Walk me Home by P!NKPart of the Helluva Musical 2025 Bang
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Blitz and Stolas had just settled into domestic bliss. They have their girls, a new apartment, and IMP is at a record high body count. But their domestic bliss starts to crash when Cash comes back into the picture. One way or another; Blitz is going to deal with him for good.
Warning: this is a pretty dark fic! HEED THE TAGS!
Dead Dove: DO NOT EAT.✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵✵
Song: "Sucker" by Marcus King, for Helluva Musical Bang 2025
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Seven years after the fire that ended everything, Blitzo Buckzo has nothing going for him. He's miserable, lonely, and spends his days working at LooLoo Land for whatever pennies they're willing to offer. And yes, he fucks the park's RoboFizz. Regularly.
But after a new Fizzarolli AI update goes out to Hell's favorite sexbots, something in LooLoo Land's RoboFizz changes. When the robot that Blitzo had been using to fill the empty hole in his heart starts recalling the real Fizzarolli's memories, the imp is forced to face the events that he'd rather have left forgotten - as well as those that he'd rather die than forget.
Written for Cherri Bang 2025
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Blitz is a marshal patrolling the outer edges of Pride, protecting the inhabitants from Infesters and reclaiming dead bodies to be taken in for disposition. He hasn't had a partner for nearly a decade because of an incident in his past, but when a new undertaker comes to Imp City, his whole world gets shaken up.
Warnings on every chapter. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT (Striker dies on page, Stolas' wounds are described graphically, explicit object penetration smut)
Fantasy western AU setting inspired by "The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy" by Megan Bannen
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CHERRIBANG 2025 -
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ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW.
"What?" Blitz snarled out, janking the door open. Never had he wanted to apologize faster than this very moment. "Uuhh. Stols?" He called out.
"Yes, darling?"
"You remember what that macaw from the trial was called? Vaseline or something like that?" Blitz looked back up to the lanky figure.
"Are you talking about Vassago? The one with the yellow glasses?"
"Is he cool? I remember that he asked about you at the time."
"We never really talked all that much, but I remember him fondly. He always asked about my plants. He also gave me some seeds of the more rare plants." He called back from the sofa. "Why are you asking?"
"Because he's at the door."Truth be told, Blitz was actually happy for once.
Stolas on the other hand... Well, he was doing better than yesterday.
Although it was a bump in the road, they still try to make it work. Even if some annoying, beautiful parrot shows up at their front door.
Or when Andrealphus shows up and makes himself known as a massive pain in the ass/dick/cloaca/pussy/whatever.
And why the fuck are Moxxie and Lucifer friends?
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- Part 1 of Free Me