The Emperor’s New Prose
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In a world where Darkstalker has conquered Pyrrhia, some dragons wield magic. Others wield quills. Poor Turtle just wanted to be left alone to study mollusks and avoid emotional turmoil, but unfortunately, he's adorable when he's anxious—and Darkstalker has decided that makes him the perfect royal scribe. Now forced to chronicle the slow-burn, possibly-fictional, continent-spanning romantic saga of Darkstalker and Fathom, Turtle finds himself at the heart of an empire run on emotional manipulation, enchanted tea, and fanfiction canon wars.
The worst part? The stories are actually… good.
Turtle is losing his mind. Darkstalker is thriving.
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- Part 1 of The Emperor’s New Prose
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Turtle thought the worst was over.
After thirty chapters of court-mandated fanfiction, enchanted workplace harassment, questionable spa sessions, and emotional whiplash in the throne room, the SeaWing scribe has finally found a strange, unnerving rhythm to life under Emperor Darkstalker's increasingly less tyrannical rule.
The romance novels have ended. The edits are done. And somehow, inexplicably, Turtle agreed to stay.
But peace is fragile, and devotion is difficult.
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- Part 2 of The Emperor’s New Prose
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Darkstalker has been abducted, causing the Agate Palace to descend into chaos. With tensions rising across Pyrrhia, Turtle struggles to hold everything together. Will the Jade Winglet fail to foil Vulture's plot, or will the outlaw king fall prone to the sheer audacity of these dragons?
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- Part 3 of The Emperor’s New Prose