alternative stories
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the one where the hobbits serve Durin's Folk by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"
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- Part 1 of alternative stories
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the one where hobbits were living inside the mountain all along by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."
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- Part 2 of alternative stories
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"Bilbo, like any and all hobbits, had been born deep in the soil. After his mother delivered him to the earth and covered him as it's proper, both his parents waited for weeks until he was ready to bloom. He would come out of the soil on a nice evening in September, and his mother would feed him a mushroom from the ones hanging on the higher parts of the tunnel, right over his seeding ground. "
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- Part 2 of children of soil and stone
- Part 3 of alternative stories
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the one where hobbits burrow during the winter by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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"none of the dwarrow understood why suddenly and, as far as they could tell, out of nowhere, Bilbo had started acting so very strange"
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- Part 4 of alternative stories
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the one where a hobbit learns a secret language by association by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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...and the dwarves may or may not freak out about it
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- Part 5 of alternative stories
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
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The dwarves really didn't take it seriously when Bilbo tried to explain to them about hobbit feeding needs. They really should have.
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- Part 7 of alternative stories
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the one where yes, the dwarves bathe communally, but their baths are not of mixed sexes.
they also may or may not have missed that Bilbo wasn't a lad.Series
- Part 8 of alternative stories
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Thorin is just minding his business outside the mountain when he spots the little alluring creature
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- Part 9 of alternative stories