The Cum Curse Chronicles
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After a run in with a spiteful witch, Geralt is cursed to cum every time Jaskier says the word “come.” At first, he’s too embarrassed to say anything. But once the bard catches on? He uses it mercilessly.
What starts as accident becomes teasing, deliberate and overwhelming, until Geralt is a ruined, panting mess… and loving every second of it.
Prequel to "The Bard's Fountain"
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- Part 1 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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Geralt thought it couldn’t get better than cumming every time Jaskier said “come.” He was wrong.
Now the bard’s turned him into a sacred vessel, enchanted, overflowing and endlessly obedient. With a few magical upgrades (and a curious Yennefer), Geralt is worshipped, adored and never allowed to stop cumming.
All in his bard’s name.
Sequel to "Say The Word."
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- Part 2 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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Don’t You Know What You Do To Me? by BrainlessHimbo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Jul 2025
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A witch’s curse makes Geralt helpless to Jaskier’s praise, every compliment leaves him twitching and soaked,.
Jaskier is delighted to discover his words can bring the White Wolf to his knees…and has no intention of stopping.Series
- Part 3 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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Witcher senses make life off the Path unbearable, Geralt’s body is too raw, too responsive. Jaskier notices. He offers gentle care…and then makes him cum, over and over and over with soft hands and total control.
A smut heavy, tender descent into overstimulation, surrender and being kept.
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- Part 4 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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To Overflow, That He Might Know by BrainlessHimbo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jul 2025
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Geralt has always felt...a little too much around Jaskier. But after a mysterious encounter in the woods, his body starts reacting to the bard’s kindness in ways he can’t control.
Mainly by cumming in his pants every time Jaskier says something nice.
Now he's running (literally) from praise, shame spiraling into ruin and desperately trying not to melt whenever Jaskier calls him “good.”
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- Part 5 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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Geralt and Jaskier stumble into a fae glade. As fae do, they gift the pair with a “blessing” one that reflects what they most admire about their bond. And that, unfortunately for Geralt, is Jaskier’s relentless, flowery adoration. Now? Every word of praise from the bard, every compliment, every bit of poetic affection, sinks directly into Geralt’s body. Not his mind. His body.
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- Part 6 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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The Curse of Too Much Cum by BrainlessHimbo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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When Geralt accidentally moans his bard’s name in bed with Yennefer, she curses him. He can no longer orgasm on his own. Only untouched ruin remains, triggered solely by Jaskier’s presence.
What follows is a desperate descent into mind breaking need as Geralt leaks, begs and bursts his way across the Continent…trying not to tell Jaskier the truth. There’s only so much cum a Witcher can hold in.
Featuring Geralt quite literally running from his feelings while cumming uncontrollably.
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- Part 7 of The Cum Curse Chronicles
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Yennefer Solves Everything with Chaos by BrainlessHimbo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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Geralt has faced monsters, curses and sorceresses but nothing like this. After Yennefer decides she’s done with the emotionally repressed Witcher and Jaskier’s tragic blue eyes, she secretly hexes him to cum uncontrollably whenever the bard is near.
Cue days of ruined orgasms, flower crowns, breakfast disasters and naked “observation sessions” until Geralt finally cracks and blurts out the truth: He’s been hopelessly in love with Jaskier.
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- Part 8 of The Cum Curse Chronicles