Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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Confessions of tea and nostalgia by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
27 Sep 2025
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After receiving a confession dial, Missy panics. She is not ready to face all of THAT. She can't find The Doctor in her time but there is one time/place where a version is guaranteed.
What's a time machine for, if not procrastination?
(This fic is written from The Doctors' pov but this is basically the set up.)Series
- Part 1 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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End of Time electrocution kink. What it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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Kintsugi by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
12 Oct 2025
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The Master has been caught in a trap, at the MERCY of The Doctor. An insufferable position. Hijinks ensue (they fuck).
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- Part 3 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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“I don’t have much time.” A velvet voice broke the silence.
He snapped his head up. A man with deep, brown eyes carrying a shopping bag, adored in a blue skirt and tight t-shirt. So bright against the dull background of the warehouse, he looked delicious…
“I’m crossing my own timestream, dangerous ground hon.” He sat by The Master, removing food- FOOD- from the bag.Alone as the sun sets on the wasteland, a figure from the future stops by with beautiful eyes, beautiful food and a side of guilt.
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- Part 4 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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Adequate by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
16 Oct 2025
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Fresh out the time war, full of guilt, The Doctor can't even look at themselves. So they track down the one person who can do nothing but look at them.
Ninegado <3 Smut with angst. Master POV by the way.
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- Part 5 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,101
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
- Hits:
- 93
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This Body Was Warm by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
22 Oct 2025
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13/Ainley.
She finds him on a cruise ship, eating a steak, and wonders what he'd look like on a leash.
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- Part 6 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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After escaping Sarn, The Master vows that he is DONE with The Doctor...
...This lasts all of thirty minutes.
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- Part 7 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 436
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 84
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Tears Burning His Face by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who
25 Oct 2025
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This prompt:
Please make Simm!Master cry. I don't care how or who else is involved I just want tears from this man 😂
Extra super bonus points if he's wearing eyeliner and/or the crying is a turn on for the Doctor.Series
- Part 8 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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Your Perfect Wife by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
27 Oct 2025
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The Master hypnotises the Doctor to reveal their deepest, darkest, fantasy. Come to find out, the Doctor's "darkest fantasy" is some domestic '50s housewife shit.
Hijinks ensue.
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- Part 9 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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The Doctor tells him to shut up. He tells her to make him.
Tagged as explicit because while there's no sex, "The Master has a very obvious pain kink" fork found in kitchen.
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- Part 10 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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The Master is arrested at the end of The Dæmons and later reappears in fancy seaside prison. The Doctor is unusually sweet to him during this visit. What happened while the Master was in UNIT custody.
(not the full prompt but you get the gist)
They 'negotiate' his upcoming trial.
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- Part 11 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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Prompt fill: Five wears celery because it's the Gallifreyan version of the handkerchief code; it indicates one's sexual preferences based on what side one wears it. The Master is surprised when he sees that the Doctor wants to top, and he wants to top hard (must be all that repression...) but he sleeps with him anyway.
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- Part 12 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
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She stepped away. “Stay on your knees.” Walked to get his gift… “Shirt off.”
He obeyed. She was so beautiful in power, in control, unstoppable.
Behind him he heard the crack of a whip. His breath caught, heat pooled in his crotch. Another crack- on the floor. He was sweating.Series
- Part 13 of Thoschei One Shots (Explicit)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 773
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 83