Lauren Mallory Wants to Escape the Narrative
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What if one of the worst side characters in the Twilight series found a copy of the book before the plot really starts?
Lauren Mallory is far from nice, and hates Bella Swan. But a weird, fortune telling book popped out of nowhere and plopped into her lap. Is she supposed to ignore it?
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Lauren Mallory Howls at the Moon and Other Rumors by Mothman7713
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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What if one of the worst side characters in the Twilight series found a copy of the book before the plot really starts?
Whatever mystical being that kept giving her these books has really outdone themselves now, New Moon was easily the most depressing thing she'd ever read. Worse than Old Yeller.
And Lauren has always been more of a cat person, she wants that written down for future reference.
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Lauren Mallory, Pillar of the Community by Mothman7713
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
06 Aug 2026
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What if one of the worst side characters in the Twilight series found a copy of the book before the plot really starts?
Call her a draft dodger, a coward, whatever. Lauren has no interest in fighting in stupid vampire wars, and You. Can't. Make. Her.
Right?
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