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The Greater Good-verse (And Other Bullshit) by Dandalf
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2026
Summary
Harry woke up in a cupboard and decided to have a productive day. Things escalated from there.
This is the series where a jaded, overpowered, foul-mouthed Harry Potter causes international incidents, traumatises Dumbledore, and commits more felonies before dinner than most Dark Lords manage in a career. There are Horcruxes, heists, and a pink dildo that vibrates for reasons that are entirely Voldemort's fault.
If you're looking for canon compliance, redemption arcs, or characters who make good decisions, you are in the wrong place. But if you want to watch a nine-year-old drink hot chocolate while screams echo from the basement, pull up a chair.
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