The Granger Archive
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Hermione Granger Is a Kneazle and She Judges All of You by jqgr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2026
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"She's too smart. Absolutely terrifying, but too smart."
– @theboywholivedSeries
- Part 1 of The Granger Archive
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Mrs. Weasley sends Hermione an Easter egg the size of a fingernail. Harry offers to write a letter to clear up the rumors, to make her be nice again. But Hermione knows—if she accepts that, the kindness wouldn't be hers. It would be Harry's, loaned out to her. And she refuses to wear someone else's goodwill like a borrowed robe.
A story about the weight of a tiny egg, and the one apology Hermione won't ask for.Series
- Part 2 of The Granger Archive
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Hermione has spent six weeks watching Ron Weasley ignore her in favour of Lavender Brown, and six minutes watching them snog in the common room. She's ready to hex him into next week – until she realises that the lump in her throat isn't heartbreak.
When she finds Lavender crying in the corridor, she doesn't offer pity. She offers something better: the truth.Or：How to Stop Being a Prop in Someone Else's Story.
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- Part 3 of The Granger Archive
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Hermione Granger can transfigure herself into a cat. She's done it a hundred times.
On a Sunday afternoon in her parents' guest room, she does it once more—and can't change back.Now she's stuck on all fours, her wand is out of reach, and the only beings who know she's not a stray are her Muggle dentist parents and a ginger cat who absolutely refuses to take her seriously.
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- Part 4 of The Granger Archive
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