All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Draco Malfoy has survived the Dark Lord, a Wizengamot trial, and Potter’s Sectumsempra—but being trapped in a room with Hermione Granger and a truth-compelling curse might just be his undoing.
Or,some truths aren’t so dreadful after all.
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- Part 1 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Kicking Villains Off Rooftops (And Other Bad Date Ideas) by jqgr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger has a simple life: by day, she restores ancient documents; by night, she kicks villains off buildings as the independent hero Vex. But when a dating app matches her with a charming stranger named Tom, she finds herself actually enjoying a first date,until she realizes he’s none other than the Serpent King, her city’s most dangerous supervillain. The thing is, she figures it out over the appetizers, and she stays anyway. Because he quotes Asimov correctly, and he has nice cheekbones.
Now she just has to keep her two disaster-sidekicks from blowing her cover while planning a second date with her mortal enemy. What could go wrong?Series
- Part 2 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Meet the Parents (and Pray for a Fire Drill) by jqgr
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2026
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Your mother is the greatest superhero in the world, and your father is the darkest supervillain. Clearly, they are mortal enemies. You have no idea how they came to have you and your sister, but to spare your feelings, they rarely see each other and try not to argue in front of you.
Until the parent-teacher conference arrives.Series
- Part 3 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Harry is a time traveller, and Hermione is an immortal.
Wherever the time traveller goes, the immortal is there to help him keep up with the times.Series
- Part 4 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Due to a clerical error, the soul of Harry Potter—destined to become the Dark Lord, leader of a dark army, and the bane of all that is good and holy—was delivered to a loving family instead.
He grew up to be an emotionally stable person who just happens to possess unfathomable mystical power.Series
- Part 5 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Harry Potter had faced a Hungarian Horntail,but asking Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball? That, it turns out, is a whole different kind of terror.
Or: Harry realizes that some fears are heavier than dragonfire, and some kisses are lighter than air.
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- Part 6 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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When Harry Potter was a child, he was stricken with a grave illness that every Healer declared incurable. In their desperation, his parents remembered the ancient legend of the phoenix and begged for its divine power to heal him. But as he grew up, Harry discovered that the phoenix’s blessing seemed to carry some rather strange side effects…
Now, whenever he lays eyes on anything beautiful—regardless of gender, regardless of who or what it is, even a lovely vase—he finds himself uncontrollably breaking into an avian courtship dance.Series
- Part 7 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Ron stole Harry's egg tart. Harry sets a trap. Hermione gets a confusing phone call. Wasabi ensues with a side of Harmony
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- Part 8 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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If someone asked Harry Potter which path he had walked the most in his life, he would probably turn it over in his mind for a long time before admitting that the muddy track from the gates of Hogwarts Castle down to Hagrid's hut won that distinction.
It only took him across a gentle slope and past a few rows of old trees, but he walked it throughout his entire school career—and almost every single time, there was the same person standing beside him.Series
- Part 9 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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The new Dark Lord, Hermione Granger, casts no spells and keeps no monsters. She just fixes the heating, hands out sandwiches, runs literacy classes, and writes a corvée reform proposal complete with footnotes.
The king sends her old friend Harry Potter to "reason" with her—and Harry finds himself facing the most reasonable person in all of Ellindor, along with a cup of tea with two sugars.Series
- Part 10 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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The red light gives Harry Potter only thirty seconds,just enough time to regret an entire relationship.
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- Part 11 of All Roads Lead to Hermione
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Viktor Krum travels halfway across Europe to attend Bill and Fleur's wedding, telling himself he has no reason to be there. But when he sees Hermione Granger in a lilac dress, all his carefully rehearsed indifference unravels.
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- Part 12 of All Roads Lead to Hermione