Transformers: Prime AU where everything is the same except for its the Autobot High Command and they're in a poly-relationship :^)

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• what do you mean prowl is your step-dad?? and whats a step-dad?! by Janayuga

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: War for Cybertron (Video Games), Transformers: Aligned continuity  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  10 Aug 2026

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Autobot High Command/Optimus Prime
  • Optimus Prime/Ratchet
  • Ironhide/Optimus Prime
  • Jazz/Optimus Prime
  • Optimus Prime/Prowl
  • Ironhide/Jazz/Optimus Prime/Prowl/Ratchet
  • Jazz/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Ironhide/Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Ironhide/Jazz (Transformers)
  • Jazz/Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Ironhide/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Prowl/Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Autobots/Optimus Prime
  • implied past megpax
  • Optimus Prime
  • Ironhide (Transformers)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Orion Pax briefly mentioned
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Jack Darby
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
  • Miko Nakadai
  • June Darby mentioned
  • Megatron/Megatronus mentioned
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Canon Divergence - Transformers: Prime
  • Transformers: Prime AU where the Autobot High Command & Bumblebee is Team Prime
  • Ironhide is Jack's Autobot guardian
  • Jazz is Miko's Autobot guardian
  • Autobot High Command are Bumblebee's dads
  • Optimus Prime is Bumblebee's Parent
  • Secret Relationship
  • But actually not so Secret Relationship
  • Transformers Spark Bonds
  • Conjunx Endurae (Transformers)
  • Conjunx Ritus (Transformers)
  • Established Relationship
  • Autobot High Command is one big happy Polycule
  • Alien Cultural Differences
  • Jazz is a Menace (Transformers)
  • Ironhide has no shame
  • Ratchet is So Done (Transformers)
  • Prowl is So Done (Transformers)
  • Optimus is just happy to be here
  • there's an entire thirst trap scene for Optimus in there :)
  • Suggestive Themes
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Wikipedia mentioned
  • Autobot High Command are just a bunch of old coots in love
  • not beta read we die like cliffjumper
  • yes hes dead in this au too and i feel horrible for it
  • Bumblebee has 5 dads and none of them are cool
  • Miko progressively looses faith in Jazz's swag over the course of this fanfic
  • his downfall is historical
  • High Command is down bad for Optimus and I get it
  • Phineas and Ferb reference if you squint
  • Swearing
  • but its bot lingo
  • Continuity Soup (Transformers)
  • Myrtle Beach by OCT is their song and i listened to it on repeat while writing this
  • Miko: MY GOAT IS WASHED
  • yes jazz is like a walking soundboard
  • because i think its funny as hell
  • Polyamory
  • Polycules
  • Autobot High Command polycule

  Summary

  A hasty lie lands the kids into a lecture about spark bonds and quite a few revelations about their Autobot guardians.

  OR:

  TF: Prime AU where everything is the same except instead of bulk and arcee it's ironhide, jazz and prowl and they are also all married to optimus, ratchet and eachother.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Transformers: Prime AU where everything is the same except for its the Autobot High Command and they're in a poly-relationship :^)

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  English

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