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    Eight years ago a woman in red caught the eye of a resentful, bitter and abandoned king.

    Eight years ago Alastor lost almost everything. His thirst for vengeance moved him near the princess Morningstar and her misguided project, risking the overlord his own afterlife for a chance to get revenge over the King of Hell. He knows he's playing a dangerous game and still have something to lose, something he can't lose. He will do whatever it takes to recover what wasn't destroyed and to exact vengeance over the Devil.

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    A few days after the battle with Heaven, Alastor has not returned to the hotel and is presumed to have been eliminated, until Lucifer finds him drunk and injured in his studio.

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    As the hotel's reconstruction nears its end, Alastor is still missing while the rest of the hotel residents and staff pick up the pieces. While trying to take each day one at a time, it becomes apparent that not everyone has the same hope for tomorrow, even though things are much better than they were six months ago. An early morning conversation leads to some soul-searching and stronger bonds, but also negative strings, as the one person obsessed with being in control of everything realizes how little control he has.

    Or, Alastor will fight tooth and nail against getting found familied like a cat running from a bath, and makes it everyone else's problem. Or at least Husk's.

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    Alastor may finally be free of his chains, but not of the nightmares gifted to him by Vox. No one has ever seen beyond The Radio Demon’s walls, and no one will know what plagues him now. He’ll find a solution by himself - he needs no one’s help.

    All Lucifer wanted was a simple hug from his daughter after being trapped and harvested for his energy, yet even the slightest touch from another brings back agony from Vox’s machine. Is there anything or anyone that can heal the touch-starved king from fearing a light caress?

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    A reversed radiosilence, where Vox eventually moves on (sort of) and Alastor realizes he needs him in his own twisted way. Also, a little bit of cute staticmoth and sometimes harsh angst

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    For just a few weeks Lucifer had never been happier. He swears he was temporarily cured of his depression.

    Until his preheat hit.

    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu-

    Lucifer, curled into a ball under multiple layers of blankets and his favorite ducks heaved quiet sobs of dread. His sweat was indistinguishable from his tears and his nose was overstimulated with the sent of burning rubber, must, and rotting food.

    or

    Alastor and Lucifer hide away in their rooms during their mating cycle. Until lucifers feathers are left behind in the kitchen and Alastor’s instincts tell him Lucifer is in need. Unfortunately neither demon considered the possibility of pregnancy.

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    It’s fine. It’s totally fine that Alastor is back – he is completely normal about it. In fact, he’s got plans. Good plans, nay great plans, to finally get the edge over the Radio Demon, once and for all. And, sure, if he gets more power in the process, that’s fine, too.

    Or Vox begins a foray into politics and local government.

    Who knew there’d be fine print?

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    Vox stood one step from overtaking Heaven when Alastor broke his chains. Another battle between them is supposed to determine anew who is the strongest in Hell. Instead, it comes with the realization of what had been shattered on the way. Yet, every ending is a new beginning. What will it bring?

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    What if Alastor is the first to feel the effects of an angelic wound and survive? What if it's different, considering his accidental altruism?
    In which Alastor becomes an Angel in Hell.

    Rewrite of "Alastor's Lament" by TaintedTango
    Timeline at start: S1 E8 , In Alastors Radio Tower prior to his return, directly after he flees from the battle with Adam.

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    Lucifer feels useless after the battle with Vox, so he makes a deal with Alastor to give him more power to protect Charlie, the hotel, and become his executioner in return for power.
    Part of the deal is also that they will get married for Lucifer to keep up appearances, as he starts to lose hope in Lillith’s return.

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    in which vox makes his proposal, and will not accept “no” as an answer

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    seventy years ago, vox decided the time wasn’t right to make his proposal. he had to earn alastor’s trust – his respect – first. now, he knows the time is right. it has to be right. he can’t have waited seventy years for nothing. he won't have waited seventy years for nothing. alastor was meant to be his, even if the radio demon can’t see it for himself.

    credit to queryo becuase they are my proofreader (everyone say "hi, queryo!")

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    Once the golden child, Lucifer now spends his days wandering his gilded cage in Heaven, outcast and disgraced by his siblings, with his daughter as his own saving grace. Until Alastor, the King of Hell, makes a demand: send an angel or let Heaven be invaded.

    Rather than lose his daughter who is determined to protect their home, Lucifer offers himself in place to keep her safe.

    And so, Lucifer leaves for Hell, hand in hand with the King himself.

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    Vox was gone—reduced to nothing more than a screen. Every trace of him, each spark of anger, indignance, and affection had vanished with him.

    Val and Vel found him after the incident and gave Alastor a key to Vox's suite. They claimed that Vox wanted him to have it. They didnt elaborate.

    He finds that Vox had left something for him.

    A letter.

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    Vox finds a letter written by Alastor that he never sent.

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    After the battle with Vox, and the destruction of the Might of Lilith, Alastor has an unusual request upon returning to the Hotel- a shower.

    His skin still feels things that he would never speak about.
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    Alastor feels dirty and ruined after what happened with Vox. He tries his best to wash off the shame.

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    In the aftermath of the battle against Heaven, Alastor resorts to old distractions for the first time in eight years, attempting to erase what Adam did to him. Vox doesn't question it because this has been part of their hot-cold relationship since it started. Vox thinks everything is fine.

    Until he realizes it's not.

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    Vox and Alastor are enemies with benefits. And then they become something else entirely.

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    THE FANMADE "OFFICIAL" ALASTOR/VOX HUMAN BACKSTORY!

    ~ ~ ~

    "Dear Vox," Alastor laughed softly, an ominous undertone on the tip of his tongue, "I don't believe you understand."

    Abruptly, the grip on his knife tightened with the trace of a warning on his lips.

    "I will be the death of you. I will build you up and break you down as I please. I will stab you in the back and leave you to bleed. I will rip into your mind, your heart, your soul, anything and everything you've ever known, and I won't feel any remorse whatsoever." He leaned in slightly, his voice a soft hiss. "I am the very danger you hide from."

    And before he could think about what he was doing, Vincent "Vox" Whittman himself reached up and pressed his hands over Alastor's. Ignoring the warmth of his calloused, bloodstained fingers, he softly tugged the blade closer to his throat, a small smirk concealing the agonizing fear churning in his stomach.

    "Well, who ever won it all by playing it safe?"

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    Alastor había visto incontables veces aquella imagen perfecta de Lilith, el porte impecable, el cabello en cascada, las curvas proporcionadas, el tipo de belleza diseñada para reinar. No era algo que le afectara... o eso solía creer.

    Sin embargo, al ver como Lucifer sonreía por volverla a ver, su corazón dolió.
    ¿Cómo se suponía y podría compararse a ella?

    Con la perfección hecha mujer y él es... pues solo él.
    Un pecador más.

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    Even though Lucifer healed him, Alastor has one teensy tiny problem.

    His microphone is still broken and, as the intermediary between him and his powers, he's having a little trouble controlling himself.

    So he takes it out on the Pride Ring.

    Or, Alastor's powers run out of control and Lucifer's sent to reign him back in.

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    3,404

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