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Okay, sooo… I did a thing. It is not the usual vibe.
In my defense, Lucifer gave me free will—and I grabbed it, bolted, and wrote this entire unhinged piece. We only have six episodes of Season 2 so far, and this fic picks up right after Episode 6.
Will it actually happen like this in the show? I would scream if yes, but probably not.But hey, let a girlie dream.
So:
Lucifer walks straight into Vox's trap. He is not the only prisoner.
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Over his many decades in hell, Alastor can say he has become quite the influential figure—even after his so-called 7 year sabbatical. He was feared, a respected overlord who plays his cards right and only gave away information when necessary. After all, any sign of weakness in Pentagram city could be exploited and Alastor knew better than to be on the receiving end of the exploitation.
It was only when Charlie started bringing up those wretched Classifications during her group exercises did he fear the other hotel residents would discover his well kept secret.
Probably not—nobody in their right mind would assume the sadistic, cannibalistic Radio Demon is a little.
(Basically I love age regression fics and I don't see enough of them. Feeling inspired by the Classification AUs I've read in this fandom and others so I'm writing my own!)
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Wrongness, And What Could Have Been Right by Long_Furby6
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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The excitement of finally having Alastor under his clutches has faded, leaving nothing but dullness in its wake. Wrongness, one might say. Wrongness that permeated every feeling that crossed Vox's spiralling mind.
His blood on his hands did not satisfy him. Breaking down before him even less so. And storming out of the room, just to take out his frustrations on his own body, alone, with nothing but the glow of countless screens displaying one image to accompany him? It only served to break whatever shred of sanity Vox still had within him.
But perhaps it’s not too late, even now, to bring back what could have been right.
TLDR// Vox is pining for a lover. Alastor is pining for a friend. Both loathe it more than anything in the world.
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[Vincent x Alastor x Jules (OC)]
Bright eyed bushy tailed Vincent Whittman knows what he wants: A good job, fame, and a beautiful wife on his arms. Only his first crush will do!This goal leads him into the home of Alastor, an aggravating man boarding with his true love.
The more he tries to woo his darling, the more his heart races around the scoundrel.Vincents starting to have a hard time telling if its survival or something else making it pound.Alastor is just trying to live his life to the fullest. Radios top host, dancing and booze. A couple murders. And a companion to aide him in his efforts. Vincent is NOT part of this ideal. His partner insists on entertaining the man. So he'll let it play out, for now. After all, he can feel something lurking within the depths of this peppy pup that strolled into their life. And he wants to see what it is.
Jules is alot of things. An aspiring actress, a phone operator, and a man at night. Living with Alastor for the past 5 years really lets him be anyone he wants to be. The only thing he doesnt have is romantic affirmations. Alastor keeps himself boarded away. Vincent on the other hand presents boundless love. Can he have both?
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After the final battle in season two all seems to be well with the hotel, but Lucifer is still struggling, especially when the anniversary of Lilith absence comes up and if things couldn’t get any worse, Alastor is still teasing him but with their new deal will their relationship starts to change into something more, but are they ready? What happens when they both can’t let go?
A story about Lucifer, being depressed and Alastor being a idiot as they both start to fall in love
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Velvette has always been THAT girl—confident, capable, charismatic (and a bunch of other adjectives that start with C 💕). However, following the events of season 2, our #bitch finds herself struggling to adjust to not only the change in leadership but also her sudden fall from social media grace.
Then one night she stumbles into an opportunity to be a hero—one that could prove to Hell once and for all that she’s the real backbone of the Vees.
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Hell remembers Alastor as a spectacle—the grin, the static, the violence wrapped in charm. What it does not remember is the shadow that has always stood at his back.
Long before Hell—before broadcasts and blood-soaked legends—a southern belle with lace gloves and a talent for reading people met a smiling man in a speakeasy, recognized something dangerous in him, and chose to stay. Their partnership, sealed by performance, secrecy, and a marriage of convenience, survives murder, damnation, and the rise of the Radio Demon himself.
Now, for the first time in decades, they face a challenge that cannot be solved with terror or contracts alone: a hotel full of Hazbins, a princess with inconvenient ideals, and the possibility that redemption might disrupt even the most carefully curated monster.
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The Butterfly Outran The Radio Demon by ReeseKookie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Dec 2025
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Before Alastor ever became the infamous Radio Demon, there existed another Ancient Overlord aside from Zestial.
A time-slipping, butterfly demon whose smiles matched his, whose playful cruelty mirrored his own, and whose secrets stitched themselves across centuries. She was known among Hell’s elite by whispered titles: The Butterfly Overlord, The Time-Weaver, Lord Papillon, But long before Hell knew her, Alastor knew her first as a human.
And he never forgot—even when she did everything in her power to ensure that he should.
“I caught you once. I’ll do it again. And again, and again—until time itself grows tired.”
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Approximately half of Hell's population bleeds once a month, a carryover from their time on Earth. An enterprising cannibal might take advantage of such a feast.
And when angelic blood becomes part of the menu? Oh, this will be fun.(In which Alastor eats everyone's periods, and learns some things about himself along the way.)
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About a month after Vox's failed takeover of Heaven, Baxter drags in his dismembered body through the hotel lounge. The sight leaves Alastor to wonder what has become of Vox, so he gets an idea and decides to pay him a visit. The two strike a deal, and now Vox has his body back, but he is stuck at the hotel, and Alastor gets to bask in his humiliation. Vox slowly realises something is going on behind the front. Alastor puts on, and what was once an unrequited love on Vox's end might not be so unrequited anymore.
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Vox regrets making a deal with Alastor at first, and somehow, things start looking up for the two of them.
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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Vox is alone at the old bar that he and Alastor used to frequent, attempting to find a solution to his unresolved problems at the bottom of a bottle. What he didn't expect, though, was for Alastor to be there as well.
Small fluff/angst oneshot I wrote with my friend!!! Hope you enjoy!
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Vox is a silent movie star struggling to transition into ‘talkies’ after the massive success of The Jazz Singer. To remedy this, his producer hires an aspiring radio singer, Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, as a vocal instructor. Immediately smitten by Mr. Hartfelt, but completely doomed, Vox tries a new nightclub where he meets a beautiful woman, Alice Starhart, known for her beautiful singing voice, red coat and tight buttons. By some cosmic joke, Alastor and Alice tell him they are brother and sister. Vox finds himself in a love triangle with the brother and sister pair, completely torn between his feelings for them.
Only to find out…they might be closer than brother and sister.
Aka 1920’s au with a genderfluid Alastor and Vox in love with both versions. Loosely inspired by Singin’ in the Rain.
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Charlie's Armor and Sword by DoubleMango2020
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Lackadaisy (Webcomic)
15 Dec 2025
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Lucifer and Lilith had enough of these Sinners even some Hellborn demons trying to assassinate, plotting or even kidnapping against their sweet precious naive Daughter. Lucifer may not do nothing against sinners but that doesn't mean he could hire one. An Opportunity came when an Overlord Mafia sinner prevented a failed kidnapping of his daughter. So, he made his daughter own the Mafia sinner soul to be her bodyguard to protect her and be there for her.
Follow Vince A Mafia Overlord Sinner who was adamant at first being a bodyguard of a spoiled princess and a very worried depressed Dad. But he becomes a brother figure to Charlie and be there as her sword against anyone who harm her while later on Vaggie becomes Charlie's Armor always be there for her as well too.
This story starts off when Charlie and Vince find Vaggie injured in a alleyway after showing mercy to a sinner.
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In a desperate bid to escape from his monotonous life, Vincent Whittman finds himself adrift in an archaic, eerie cemetery in New Orleans. One thing leads to another when he discovers a mysterious dark-haired beauty sleeping inside of an open grave.
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Seven years before the Hazbin Hotel ever opens its doors, the Radio Demon vanishes into the Abyss chasing something older than Hell itself, and stumbles out with a stab wound, a hangover, and a wife.
Babylon, primordial demoness of the Abyss and madam of brothels in Abyss, Deep Hell, did not plan on marrying an asexual, control-obsessed broadcaster who insists last night was a magical fever dream. Alastor did not plan on wanting anyone, ever, and he definitely did not plan on being with the one woman who can throw him through a table.
Now bound by Abyssal vows he can’t remember making, Alastor is determined to break the contract, rewrite the narrative, and ignore the way his traitorous body remembers her... Babylon is equally determined to let him figure out, at his own pace, that asexual doesn’t mean unlovable, and that sometimes the loudest thing in the room is the feeling he refuses to hear.
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- Part 1 of The Gospel of Static
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You and Alastor will strike that deal that will benefit you both; knives like hearts hidden to stab in the back. But which one will betray better?
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Aún recuerda la primera vez que se vieron. Era el segundo exterminio de Alastor como señor supremo; se había sentado a ver la masacre desde su torre cuando lo vio. Era un ángel diferente al resto de los exorcistas: el único hombre entre las filas, de alas doradas, y a diferencia de los demás, que usaban lanzas o espadas, él empuñaba un hacha de oro. Le pareció fascinante cómo, con un simple aleteo de sus alas, logró derribar un edificio entero.
Nunca había sentido atracción por nada más allá del poder, pero en ese momento no pudo negar que aquel ángel era hermoso, un ser de magnificencia pura, y no podía permitir que algo le pasara. Así que, si un tentáculo suyo atravesó el pecho de un mísero pecador que intentó atacar al de alas doradas a traición, nadie lo vio. Eso quedaría entre él y el exorcista que lo miraba con sorpresa.
Supone que era normal; nadie esperaría que un pecador estuviera dispuesto a revelar su escondite para proteger a alguien que, con un solo toque, podía acabar con su existencia. Adám lo miró fijamente, pero antes de que hiciera algo, las campanas sonaron y el día llegó a su fin.
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- Part 2 of AngelicRadio
- Part 1 of Hazbin Hotel 🏩
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What the Hell is "Crime-mass?" (A Sinsmas special) by KisaTM
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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Lucifer hasn't done Sinsmas in years. Now Charlie wants him to incorporate some stupid human traditions that are quite fun actually, and then goes have lunch with his family, before fucking Alastor in a dirty theme restaurant men's bathroom.
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- Part 2 of Horny Hell
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Vincent’s night began like any other—until a malfunctioning radio became the gateway for a powerful, antlered demon who knew him by name. What starts as fear and resistance turns into a tense, disorienting encounter marked by control and fascination.
When the demon finally vanishes as abruptly as he arrived, Vincent is left shaken in a ruined room, struggling to process what happened—only to realize, with equal horror and intrigue, that part of him wants it to happen again.