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[Pod] We're friends with benefits, right? by Dust_Bunny_Meow
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
04 Dec 2025
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Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.
But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.
That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.
Right?
Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?
Podfic of We're friends with benefits, right? by rie_rotisse
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- Part 34 of Dusty Reads Batman
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Last week, Robin landed bloody and unconscious on your fire escape. By the time Batman arrives, he finds you, injured, backed into a corner, carrying his unconscious son on your back, and waving a knife at masked men who broke into your apartment to finish the job.
This week, you somehow keep running into the children of the richest man in the city. Who, for some reason, won’t stop calling you mom.
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Ненастоящее несексуальное непроклятие не решается by eheherna for yoshishirin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
17 Nov 2025
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Каким бы неудавшимся отцом он ни был, его действительно волновали его дети, даже если они его отцом не признавали. Альфред взглянул на него с гордостью, принимаясь за уборку стола, когда дом опустел, и, в вновь повисшей тишине на двоих, Брюс спускается вниз в Бэтпещеру, чтобы поработать над ситуацией, в которую попал он и Зеленый Фонарь. Только дойдя до кресла, упав в него и посмотрев на экраны, до него доходит, в какой ситуации он оказался.
Хэла Джордана, самого противного человека на Земле и за ее пределами, поразило любовное проклятие. Чтобы Бэтмену не жилось легко, это проклятие коснулось и его. Им нужно переспать, чтобы Зелёный Фонарь не умер через месяц от неудачного заклиная.
Которое Константин, один из сильнейших магов, не смог снять.
Им нужно переспать.
Хэл Джордан _не знает_, если Константин ему не рассказал, а он ему не рассказал, иначе зачем тот бы прикоснулся к Бэтмену, какое на нем проклятие и как от него избавляться.
Они обречены.
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The Encounter between a Wild Green Lantern and a Wild Batman by BuggyBee
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Nov 2025
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Tim and Kyle decide it is a wonderful idea to document the interactions between heroes in the Watchtower, David Attenborough style. Their first victims? Bruce and Hal Jordan, who can't see each other without fighting. Except, this isn't one of their normal fights? Something's up with Hal.
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I give Hal construct moth wings so he can pretend he's bigger than he is when he gets in an argument with Bruce, narrated David Attenborough style by Kyle and Time -
Hal vs the Batfam by Phoenix_feathers17
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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It all started when Hal first met them (If you can call what happened a meeting). It couldn't say exactly how his first encounter went down as he had been too confused to keep up with all that happened around him. It was after his second encounter with one, though, that everything started to go downhill. For some reason, he had caught the sight of the batkids (yes, batkids. The Batman had kids) and now he just had to survive their antics until Bats decided to introduce them to the rest of the league. Oa help him if that doesn't happen soon.
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Green Lights of Bristol and Gotham by This_Is_My_Writing_Time
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake did in fact have an uncle. This is a fact. He did not lie. He has an uncle. Technically two.
One lives out in Coast City as far as Tim ever knew, his name was Uncle Jim.The other, Uncle Hal, is dead.
So what was a little forgery on bringing him back to life legally? It's not like his uncle was a secret superhero who would answer the phone when the police called his guardian.
Uncle Hal was dead.
Right?
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Or Tim Drake's biological uncle is Hal Jordan. The Jordan family decided to keep him legally dead for everyone's safety. And Tim decides to use his "dead" uncle as Uncle Hal Eddie.
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1980s - Hal Jordan receives a large sum of money and the first thing he does is get outta town. That's how he ends up in a small town in Oregon when he lays his eyes on the most beautiful man he's ever seen.
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Hal struggles with his sexuality until he meets Kyle who helps him through it. In more ways than one.
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Guy/Kyle: very minor relationship
Carol/Hal: very very minor relationship, could be classified as a mention.
Hal/Jillian: very SMALL and quick relationshipThis is very much a HalKyle centric fic. <3
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- Part 3 of Through The Decades
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Batman and Superman are dating? No wayyy… by A_real_jerk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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After Captain Marvel is revealed to be a 15-year-old boy, the justice league agreed on two things
1: The captain would stay on the team under supervision and a promise not to transform in battle again.
2: compromising secrets would have to be revealed in due time and taken without judgment.
Some secrets were unsurprising, others left members dumb founded. The greatest scoop, the topic taking over Barry and Hal’s mind, was what the Dark Knight slipped just the day before.
little did they know how unbelievable some secrets could be...Or
5 times the Justice League thought Batman was lying about dating Superman +1 time they were proved wrong
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Horny Hal by PoliticalMonarch
Fandoms: DC vs. Vampires (DC Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types
01 Oct 2025
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Hal and Barry fuck for the first and last time
Day 1- Orgasm Control
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- Part 1 of KINKTOBER 2025!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,239
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
- Hits:
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“I don’t think we should be taking money from Batman.” -Superman by Hashi_K
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
29 Aug 2025
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Five times where the Justice League thinks Batman is poor and one time he proves otherwise
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Periods were NOT a new occurrence for Hal. Picture a little girl sleeping on her bed and waking up in the middle of the night to a wet spot in the crotch area.
sure she didn't know what pad was and how to use it she figured it out.
back to the point, she was not a menstrual cycle novice.
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It’s so Easy, and Easy, and Creepy, and Creepy by AustinTheRustySpoon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
22 Aug 2025
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Five times the league is concerned about Batman’s obsessive paranoid behavior and the One time they finally find out what it is.
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- Part 1 of Obsessive Compulsive Batman
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and I can't memorize what I'm studying at all, crap by strawberrylemontart
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
11 Aug 2025
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It started with an offhanded comment from John, "Stay here and behave like a good boy."
With quite a few lanterns on Oa. John had found himself going over plans when he'd summoned Hal to come join him. Wanting to discuss some ideas with him and coming together to consider their options. A conversation that had started off well enough but devolved into a back-and-forth petty argument. If they took a step back, they could probably see each other's points of view.
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After going at it with Hal in a small, enclosed room. John takes a step back so that he doesn't lose his temper. With things as they are, and all the lanterns stretched thin and stressed, tensions are high. John does something unthinking, keeping Hal restrained in that room but he returns to find something he didn't foresee.
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- Part 1 of under negotiation
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Bruce has to go to the Watchtower as Bruce Wayne even if he had a stressful week and… it gets worst.
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─ ⋅ Drunk calls, and sober talks ⋅ ─ by Fruit_Batsy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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─ ⋅ Drunk calls, and sober talks ⋅ ─
Summary; Hal goes to a party with Oliver, and Barry - ends up drunk, and calling BruceSeries
- Part 5 of Old fics (from my OG pseud @Solar_ashh)
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Barry wakes floating in warm, glutinous liquid, the familiar salty and bloody-sweet taste of speedster egg fluid lingering on their tongue, body feeling too large and too small at the same time and the memory of a slow, painful death at the Joker’s hands still twinging at their core.
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- Part 9 of HalBarryIris Loops
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Will Hal Jordan be flying today? by rie_rotisse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
05 Aug 2025
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Who could say they had ever seen the blood of Green Lantern? Of Hal Jordan, nonetheless? Certainly not many.
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Hal Jordan has gained a new habit of lobotomizing himself. Bruce wants to help. They both make each other worse.
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Oaths and Glyphs by KriegSchnee
Fandoms: RWBY, Justice League x RWBY: Super Heroes and Huntsmen (Movies 2023), DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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Weiss Schnee of Atlas, you have the ability to overcome great fear.
Welcome to the Green Lantern Corp.
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hal jordan's conspiracy by officialzepresentation
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
31 Jul 2025
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Clark wants to reveal his identity to the Justice League, and Bruce is supportive- especially if he knows it'll stir the pot of the Justice League's betting pool about their relationship.
Hal Jordan has seven thousand dollars on the line, and a bulletin board begging to house a conspiracy.
Takes place fourteen years after 'one summer in smallville'.
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- Part 7 of OSIS SERIES
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face all smug in a place I love by strawberrylemontart
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
28 Jul 2025
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The first time Hal noticed something, came after spending a night with Bruce. Wayne Manor was relatively quiet at this time of night. Most of the bat affiliated heroes had gone out for the evening, starting things of their own. Bruce had been afforded a rare night off, and he'd found himself in bed so early into the evening. Still, a ray of moonlight shone down on them from its spot, hidden behind the murky clouds.
With the sun having already gone down, an intimate atmosphere had built up in the bedroom. By spending the night with Bruce, Hal did in fact mean that explicitly, his limbs tangled with Bruce's as the sheets lay in a mess around their bodies. Between the two of them, the room had warmed up considerably. Even the chill of the night air couldn't reach them.
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A 5 times Hal notices his place in the batfamily +1 time Bruce notices the place Hal has in his batfamily story. When Hal and Bruce's relationship gets more serious, the batfamily don't fail to notice and start acting accordingly to bring Hal into the fold. It's an emotional realization for both men involved.