5 Works in Nag Hammadi Library

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    A retelling of some old-old stories, and some new ones too.

    ‘...Shimmer is a sparkling good time in every room she enters. Our easygoing opal may not be the brightest of the bunch, but she is a master of focusing on the positives in life. Shimmer is built to be the perfect match for a woman with a busy lifestyle. Who works hard and loves harder...’
    — MorphoGenics Dream.Line Catalogue (Seasons 35-40)

    The synthetic sunrise painted Ophelia’s windows in shades of coral and gold. She whined softly—stretching like a cat in the white expanse of her bed, arms reaching for the skylight above. A soft song was chiming through her Affinity Suite as it always did at this hour.
    “Good morn-ing,” She called. To no one in particular, voice bright as polished glass, and just as she did every morning, Ophelia tried to smile.
    The coffee maker chimed its own greeting, dispensing her single daily cup with merciless precision. She thought about adding cream—but settled for the memory instead. Steam rose from the black surface, and Ophelia inhaled. She had never particularly liked the scent. But, the bitterness of it was unique, and the only other flavor she had tasted—aside from her daily nutrition pouch—in months.

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    English
    Words:
    9,265
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
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    Jerry Muirhead's life is in ruins. His political career is over. The Gruntham Freeport is under investigation. His wife Lola is cavorting with the Woke Mob.

    How can Jerry save the West from the rising tide of pronouns and fifteen-minute cities? Opening the Seventh Seal might do the trick.

    In the penultimate chapter of the Adventures of the Golden Goose, our zaftig heroine faces her greatest challenge yet: the wrath of God.

    [Part 1 of 2]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,074
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Tsuakasa Hiiragi revolutionizes the world.

    Hypersigil/Schizoccultism/Hypothetically Sissy Hypno.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,988
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,099
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    One day, I wondered what Harry and Hermione thought about religion.

    I ended up writing a much longer one-shot closer to a 1,000 words as part of my crossover series with Wizards of Waverly Place, and eventually folded it into a chapter of book 3: Tears of the Dragon.

    This is the drabble version.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
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    927
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    The life story of an evangelist and her wife.

      Also available as a podfic read by tinypinkmouse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,398

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