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I'd Have Two Nickels by Splotchy_Sneakers_417
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
07 Aug 2025
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Nickel and Nickel seem to find themselves in each other's place! How did this happen? How can they get back? And... do they even want to?
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- Part 3 of Splotchy’s OSC fics
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Gee whiz
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She’s gone mad.
(Aka: anouther “Test Tube experiments on her friends” fic)
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AWAGA OMG MY FUCKING SHALAYS OMGOMGOMG
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What's a man to do when his father calls
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What would happen if MePhone was never interrupted by tissues in S2E16.
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While Firey and Leafy were finally beginning to navigate the fragile comforts of their newfound relationship, the weather was slowly beginning to grow chilly with the summer's upcoming departure. It is with this change that Firey takes notice of something strange—a something that sets Leafy spiraling with the fear of Firey leaving her.
(Leafy has an emotional breakdown over Firey pointing out a dark splotch of color on her face. Body image issues were always difficult to break.)
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- Part 2 of Fireafy Homemaker Series
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I hug you as if you were alive by Watercolorblur
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
28 Aug 2025
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trophy had a dream in which he fucked pepper's dead body.
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OJ has a little bit of a breakdown when he loses another investor.
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- Part 9 of PAYJAY!!!!
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Ricky falls in love with Cooper who is not a f@g like him so hahahahahah doomed yaoi lolololol hahahaghah and Cooper is very oblivious so hahahahah and Ricky falls in love with him because he's the only one he loved, but Cooper is not into guys and they're just friends who can't be together no matter what universe they are in and Cooper did this as a joke so he's not a homosexual and Ricky tries to confess his love to him but it was too late so doomed yaoi oh no!!!! I hate these gays so much /pos
(this is just for funsies ok)
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Trophy hates celebrating his birthday, but to his dismay, the hotel plans a surprise birthday party... and struggles to keep him away from his room.
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Mic fell in the water so Taco takes her into the forest to get her cleaned up.
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Already read; raad again ehen ovilatinf
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Guide to Changing the Entire Trajectory of Your Life (Whether You Know It or Not) by shadowstacheduo
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
23 Sep 2025
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At the beginning, there aren't a lot of divisions between Fanny, Fan, and two nearly-identical Nickels. After all, they were all created by MePhone4, not that they know it.
Their lives inevitably diverge, though, when Fanny and a nonsense-spouting Nickel end up competing on Inanimate Insanity, while Fan and a sourly sarcastic Nickel end up competing on Battle For Dream Island.
...Wait, what?
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- Part 15 of bfdi fics of normal length
- Part 4 of ii x bfdi fics
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skinny dipping in the dark by Anonymous for my friend who started reading objectified because of this fic
Fandoms: Objectified - Chester Fernandez (Webcomic)
23 Jul 2023
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painkiller and fossil have a few too many drinks while swimming. at least they're both alone.
aka: the fic i couldve released on the next update but i didn't because im mentally unwell about these two
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You entered a Meeple raffle and won the grand prize, a fully paid for trip to Meeple HQ! You're very excited to see the headquarters of a prestiged company, but one object caught your eye...
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I thought I might be dreaming, but nope! Wrong again! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
04 Jan 2025
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It starts with something simple: all Two needs is a way to destress. The day's challenge had left him pissed off, and rightfully so or not, a distraction was the only thing that he wanted. And...why not take care of himself for a little while? It had been some time since he had an hour or two to himself.
Unfortunately, he's never that lucky—interrupted by a knock on the door barely ten minutes in. He's almost annoyed again until he figures out who the perpetrator is.
And if it's her...maybe getting caught won't be so bad after all.
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your body, my temple by evilforests (evilherehotel)
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
21 Sep 2025
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"and you really ain't got no idea how much this thing orbits you, now do ya, honey?"
basketball tries to relieve herself of some built-up stress. one has other plans.
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Drool emoji. Basketone nation will never be the same after this /pos
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da peak🥹❤️
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Life outside the competition is certainly not devoid of conflict, things still need to be done to ensure the [Society] keeps on keeping on. What's it like for its residents and leaders? How will the OSC be working to improve the lives of their citizens?
[Ch. 1] Nickel and Balloon meet up at Reality Restaurant, having done their morning shifts, to grab some drinks and have a little chat. Spotting a disheveled OJ, they come up to ask about his situation.
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OJ’s been working as a full-time police officer for quite a few years now.
It… wasn’t exactly all it was cracked up to be, but… he’d grown used to his current lifestyle, always being buried under pressure and having to face danger lurking behind every corner. Anything to make sure those criminals ended up behind bars, after all.
But while tracking down a certain ‘Hooded Bandit’ - a mysterious criminal who’d completed heist after heist without fail in just the span of a few weeks, he’s forced deal with the danger of letting the thief steal one of the most valuable things he had to offer; his own heart.
[Cop x Criminal AU, requested by starrless_ on discord!]
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- Part 20 of Lia’s Payjay Fics! <3
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We love father oj in this
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Bcs bcs paper is bcs bcs payjay yes oh gmnnhahaha
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figments of your imagination by pencilbfdi
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
20 Sep 2025
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Pencil wakes up to discover that everything has gone back to how it used to be. Her friends talk to her again, none of the new contestants are here, even the grass is the same! It seems like One really did fulfil her promise.
However, the more Pencil stays in this strange place, the more wrong it feels. Is this the world she's supposed to be in? What are her friends hiding from her?
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toxic yuri
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Call me your Homemaker by ponponsugarbunny
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
22 Sep 2025
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It had been a couple of weeks since Firey and Leafy have finally found what would now become their very own 'Dreamier Island'. Things were comfortable—things were... normal. Though, Firey has slowly begun to take notice of Leafy's strange need to do everything and anything, no matter how they divide up the chores amongst each other. With unspoken feelings and untapped insecurities raising the tensions simmering between them, Firey decides to just... have a talk.
(Firey and Leafy finally talk about their feelings for once. It turns out a lot better than he expected.)
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- Part 1 of Fireafy Homemaker Series
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I LOVE YOU. 10/10 CHARACTERIZATION HOW TJEIR RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT UP IS SO.?1?1??1?1?1
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SCREAMS AND HOLLERS. IT'S FIREAFY IT'S LITERALLYYYY THEM.
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Firey shut out Leafy, so Leafy stole from him. Leafy stole from Firey, so Firey pretends she doesn't exist.
They both long for and miss the friendship they used to share, but unfortunately each is too petty to put their pasts behind them, and it's been that way for years.
So what happens when Leafy returns from The EXIT after episode 10?
Maybe they'll finally make up.
Not without a little help, of course.
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FIREAFY MY BEVELOVED
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I swear to god they have something against actually fixing it up, I'm going to cry
Love this
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Good Thing I'm Not a Doctor by justshapesandlemons
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
22 Sep 2024
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trophy's sick and knife volunteers to help him out a little one morning. surely nothing will happen
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adorable trife fluff
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mmnm