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    Trophy hates celebrating his birthday, but to his dismay, the hotel plans a surprise birthday party... and struggles to keep him away from his room.

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    Ricky falls in love with Cooper who is not a f@g like him so hahahahahah doomed yaoi lolololol hahahaghah and Cooper is very oblivious so hahahahah and Ricky falls in love with him because he's the only one he loved, but Cooper is not into guys and they're just friends who can't be together no matter what universe they are in and Cooper did this as a joke so he's not a homosexual and Ricky tries to confess his love to him but it was too late so doomed yaoi oh no!!!! I hate these gays so much /pos

    (this is just for funsies ok)

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    "and you really ain't got no idea how much this thing orbits you, now do ya, honey?"

    basketball tries to relieve herself of some built-up stress. one has other plans.

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    Life outside the competition is certainly not devoid of conflict, things still need to be done to ensure the [Society] keeps on keeping on. What's it like for its residents and leaders? How will the OSC be working to improve the lives of their citizens?

    [Ch. 1] Nickel and Balloon meet up at Reality Restaurant, having done their morning shifts, to grab some drinks and have a little chat. Spotting a disheveled OJ, they come up to ask about his situation.

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    yay osc drawings!!!!

    mostly traditional art and blingees but sometimes digital or kandi😈

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    (MAYBE PLACEHOLDER SUMMARY AND POSSIBLY TO BE CHANGED)

    Fan never found it fair. He never truly accepted it to be fair that he was technically the first contestant to be eliminated on Inanimate Insanity Invitational. The fans of the show love him! It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair. IT ISN'T FAIR. Now, with MePhone4 gone to continue season two from where it left off and everyone else getting a happy ending at season 3's finale, Fan prefers to believe it's far from over. And he is willing to do anything to make himself the true star of the show. Down to the final frame of the season.

    OR

    Fan will eventually have a major crash out and everyone else will be caught up in it lol

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    Hey Guys! This Is A Non-Competition Series Based On AIB That's About Oodle Leaving The Blank Slate After Hearing How Groink Accidentally Defended Taylor Grodin, And Now The Contestants Are Living Relatable Lives Until Further Notice.

    This Series Came From Wattpad, But It Moved To Archive Of Our Own Because Wattpad Doesn't Have Many Users Anymore According To A Reddit Post.

    Enjoy The Series! :D

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    J.u.s.t.i.n rapes cobs dead body !!!!

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    Pencil wakes up to discover that everything has gone back to how it used to be. Her friends talk to her again, none of the new contestants are here, even the grass is the same! It seems like One really did fulfil her promise.

    However, the more Pencil stays in this strange place, the more wrong it feels. Is this the world she's supposed to be in? What are her friends hiding from her?

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    [PAUSED, NEW CHAPTER NEXT FRIDAY!]

    Everything was relatively normal in Goiky, besides the fact the universe had almost ended.

    Until, everything came crashing down.

    As Death P.A.C.T Yet Again attempts to revive someone, everything goes wrong.

    Now, it's every object for themselves. Not even Two, Four, and X can stop this mess.

    .....

    Some say death is the worst fate one can have. But there's something worse. Assimilation.

    Everyone in Goiky attempts to survive.

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    She’s gone mad.

     

    (Aka: anouther “Test Tube experiments on her friends” fic)

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    20/?
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    Being the center of the attention was something Pin craved, but not like this.

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    I am slowly adding art to the chapters!
    Originally titled "Pin Gets So Many Kisses"

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    Death Pact Yet Again tidally locked planet AU, of my own creation, with obvious inspiration from Charlie Jane Anders' The City in the Middle of the Night

    Beta read by @Random_uselessness

    Death Pact Yet Again reunites some years after college and orchestrates a heist against one of the wealthiest banks on the planet. What could go wrong?

    Characters are not humanized. Also I gave Black Hole fine motor skills despite his lack of limbs or a face. Don't question it bro.

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    Bow makes an online post to find out what people think of something she already knows she did wrong.

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    ʚ♡ɞ

    Oh, Owen knew that look. Brows slightly raised, eyes squinted with barely contained laughter, a smug smile slowly growing with each moment that passed. He'd made that face plenty of times.

    Is this guy teasing me right now?

    ʚ♡ɞ

    Owen's not the brightest bulb in the drawer.

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    It was just one kiss, and suddenly everyone’s talking.
    Now Test Tube and Lightbulb have to navigate awkward dates, nosy friends, and the terrifying idea that caring for another person is much harder once you're offically dating.

    They have no clue what they're doing

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    8/?
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    pin caught leafy doing suspicious things with her pillow

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    If there's something Pin hated, it was losing every part of her identity and ability to move back in BFDIA. She always feared losing her ability to move and express herself, and losing her very autonomy as a person.

    Yet, she finds herself craving some semblance of restraint now and then. Which is why (with help from her girlfriend) she's gonna do something that even shocks her for their next sexual encounter.

    All the while, putting her trust and heart into the girl she loves, and her devious, cunning ideas.

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