7 Works in Patrick Sharp Is a Troll
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Jonny agrees to go to a concert, to see a band he's never heard of, with Cat and Stromer. Patrick happens to be the lead singer of the band they're seeing tonight, and just Jonny's type. Jonny thinks that the boys are just trying to get him to let loose, set him up with someone maybe. Little does he know that Dylan and DeBrincat know that Patrick is Jonny's number one fan.
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- Part 1 of Blind Faith
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Wherein Jonny becomes an unwitting model, Christmas comes early for Sharpy, and there are just dicks everywhere.
(AU in which not every person is a pro hockey player, but most still are)
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"Love, passion, intrigue, cute Canadian accents. Blackhawks fan fiction (yes, fan fiction) has it all"
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It doesn't matter if the world don't know our names by honeynutchelios (sebhar)
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
14 Jun 2015
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Kaner is an artist whose work is so beautiful that the human mind is unable to cope with it. Except for Jonny. He doesn’t see what the fuss is about, and Kaner is fascinated.
EDIT August 2015: I'm going to finish this story. "My" Kaner is and always has been a fictional character. That said, it feels weird writing about Patrick Kane now. Still, writing helps me work through my feelings about what's going on, and you know how stories kind of get stuck in your mind until you get them out. So I'm going to finish this one. I have a couple others on the burner. I'll post those as well. Then I'm probably done writing about even fictional versions of Patrick Kane.
That said, I understand works about Patrick Kane can be triggering. I myself am a rape survivor, and am a trained sexual assault victim advocate. If you ever need to talk, I'm on tumblr as sebhar and always willing to help you process how you're feeling and/or hook you up with further resources. Thank you for reading, and for all your kind words.
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Prompt: “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
He’s torn between walking home and catching a cab, but decides to walk when the pain refuses to dissipate. He does not want to face a cab driver when he’s unable to sit still without being in pain. He does not need those rumours circulating in the media, thank you very much.
He curses under his breath, pulling his phone out of his pocket to text Sharpy.
“You fucking broke my ass, you dick,” he types, angrily stabbing at the letters.
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The one where Cop!Jonny turns up to shut Kaner's party down, only Kaner assumes he's a stripper. Cops don't look like that, right?
"The pitiful excuses that fall from his mouth whenever someone asks for the occasion only seem to hype it up further. He just says the first thing that he can think of. This, of course, means that there’s a handful of his teammates who think they’re coming over to celebrate the fact he got the ice machine in his fridge fixed; that he finally found that one porn he’s been looking for for years now, or; Sharpy finally lost his virginity.
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I Just Want to See My Baby Standing Right Outside My Door by fourthlinegrind (moonlightxprincess13)
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
18 Dec 2013
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What better gift could anyone ask for than their boyfriend who's trapped in Winnipeg? None.