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    Blake is an average wannabe rapper who just wants to spend some quality, sexy time with his girlfriend. Unluckily for him Gina failed to mention her dad was crazy as hell and overbearing to the point he'd do anything to break the lovely couple up. And demons were STUBBORN, Gina definitely gets that hard-as-stone part of her from his side of the family...

    So, because of this little factor he didn't sign up for he has to face several obstacles featuring, but not limited to, a cannibalistic shape-shifter and its two creepy kid subordinates, his hitman ex-boyfriend, a morally corrupt cop, a dating sim character with Gina's high-school sweetheart's spirit, an alien, and many, many more.

    But Blake is willing to take down anything that stands between him and Gina. He's not much of a talker but he's pretty great with rhythm so he'll just sing and/or rap his way through it.

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    1/?
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    Boyfriend's got a pretty good life right now. He's got a promising rap career ahead of him, he's got an amazing girlfriend, and he's living life to the fullest. There's just one problem: there's three of him. Wait, scratch that, there's four of him now. And they haven't told Girlfriend.

    Oh, and everybody in town wants them dead for one reason or another, but that's just a normal Friday night.

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    or: Friday Night Funkin' but with the added complication of "Boyfriend is a system and trying very, very hard to pretend he isn't".

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    13/13
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    78
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    15
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    John Captain was used to weird shit happening. Hell, at this point, he expected it to happen.

    When you and every other half-mad bastard spent your entire lives scraping by in the remains of a world decimated through means lost to time and its own destruction, it tended to inspire ‘interesting’ chaos. It was a predictable chaos at least; an Ouroboros of violence ever cyclical and neverending. If you weren’t dead, you were already leagues ahead of a dozen other schmucks before you.

    A ginger kid with white eyes, a chip on his shoulder and all the worldly knowledge of a concussed rock appearing out of nowhere and becoming a thorn in his side was, in fact, not a part of that predictable chaos or average, everyday brand of weird shit.

    And that was only the beginning of it.

     

    God help him, that was only the beginning of it.

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    1/?
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    2
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    10
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    When the death of a “beloved” household object has the sinister trio in dire need of money or risk becoming homeless, they return to their former ways and take a hitmans job from an anonymous tip for quick cash.

    But when one job leads to another, and that job leads to hair that rivals headlights with a matchy-matchy taste in style that Pico recognises, he realises they might’ve taken a fat fucking bait.

    * A multi chapter continuation of the One-shot, “it changed me. (I wanna love you but I don’t know how)”. Taking place roughly a year after. Can still be read without prior context. *

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    14
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    4
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    Boyfriend and Girlfriend go out to an abandoned amusement park for a date (and Pico is being paid to be here too), but boyfriend ends up meeting a certain reflection of himself and it does not go well for either of them.

    but really, how are you supposed to react when the other you lost everything you care about?

    (draft title was "bf did momemence")

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    He heard a gun loading from behind him. A pistol of some kind. He turned his head slowly, trying to get a look at it-
    "Put the gun down," the man behind him commanded. Pico turned back. He had seen enough to know exactly what that gun was pointed at, and he tried not to think about how a single misstep would end with his brain splattered across the grass.
    He knew the laws that this man did, obviously- unlike all the other things the man was responsible for, there would be no legal repercussions for killing Pico. He had come onto the property with a gun, and that was more than enough grounds for a self-defense plea. And if Pico so much as turned around to shoot, his own safety be damned, the man would pull the trigger before he could do anything.
    Pico dropped the gun.
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    Pico's newest target turns the tables on him. Darnell, Nene, Boyfriend and Girlfriend take notice when he doesn't come home that night.
    A botched mission, and an almost equally messy attempt at recovery.
    (AI-less whumptober day 21: search and rescue, which I as a Hello Neighbor fan subconsciously capitalized; whumptober day 21: kneeling)

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    1/1
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    This is just a small collection of stories I made involving FNF characters. They're all connected unless otherwise specified, and I hope you like it if you decide to read it.

    As more characters get involved, I'll update the tags.

    Language:
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    12,307
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    930
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    Pico and Nene are forced to confront their feelings for their exes after Pico catches Nene recording him masturbating.

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    2,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Every father should love their son, even through trials and tribulations.

    But Sargent John Captain is not every father.

    And when he sees his son again for the first time in years, an inevitable argument ensues, as well as chaos and fistfights.

    Fun for the whole family! Unless, well, you’re Pico.

    (This takes place after the events of Week 7 and “Stress”)

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
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    20
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    5
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    Body odour, meeting your friend’s parents, choking on your first date, all embarrassingly awkward teen shit. Canon events or whatever it’s called.

    But Pico would rather a chainsaw fuck him twister style than be running into his ex, whose with his now girlfriend, mind you, right outside a seven eleven.

    Shit.

     

    - OR -

     

    Pico reunites with Boyfriend after 4 years apart and they find closure.

    - I use “Keith” and “Boyfriend” interchangeably because sometimes calling Boyfriend; “Boyfriend”in some scenes feels out of place.

    - This Fic is NOT a hit-piece on Girlfriend. I love her.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    388
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    Pico wakes up in a cold sweat after a nightmare one night, when a loud boom prompts him to look outside and find the cause

    (Inspired by "Your boyfriend MIGHT be an alien")

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    5,471
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    546
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    As Boyfriend does his daily routine with his Pokémon, he gets a text from Girlfriend, saying she has something important to tell him.

     

    Basically a FNF AU were Pokémon exist

    Now on forever hiatus, with plans to hopefully fully re-write in the future

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    11,046
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
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    7
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    310
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    After three years, Pico finally tries to rid his mind of thinking about his ex. Nothing would come of it to keep thinking about him at this point.

    He writes a small letter about his thoughts and what he’s been going through.

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    459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    After a long day of being on hit jobs, Darnell comes home to find Pico missing.

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    2,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    376
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    Pico has to "babysit" his little cousin Otis who thinks he doesn't need anyone to watch him, he can just be on his own! He's 17 goddamnit! However, Pico's roomates seem to really enjoy picking on him.

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    3,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    167
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    When Gina discovers Blake isn't in bed with her when he was last night, she quickly goes into serious mode and decides to search for him because... huh, she never actually saw him fall asleep.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    71
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    Two idiots, one destiny.

    Instead of breaking up they end up getting married and living somehow a normal life.

    Self indulging fluff and romantic shit I need to survive.

    Language:
    English
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    23,640
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,354
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    He kept having the same nightmare, over and over again. He thought moving away would help him feel better or at least help him cope. But it didn't do anything. So, he decided to try and talk about it with his friend.

    And that changed everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,434
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    168
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    After living away from Philly for almost two years, Pico finally heads back to his home town, feeling fully matured. The Tankmen, they liked to call themselves, always liked to help those in need and used their veteran funds to even help the ginger afford an apartment. Now, all that's left is to move but apparently it's not gonna go so smoothly.

     

    A rewrite of an older fic

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    4,398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Darnell and Nene finally find themselves a big job from Daddy Dearest after a severe recession in pay and a falling out with Pico

    Also some random person named Sunday is there to save their Café but they aren't important

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,220
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    265

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