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Hearts and Knives | MICHAEL MYERS x F!READER by rentalkumi
Fandoms: Halloween (Movies 1978-2002)
15 Dec 2025
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After moving into Haddonfield for your job as a substitute teacher by the nearby high school, you were oblivious to your surroundings. It wasn't until then you had watched the news on a particularly cloudy day, noting the amount of murder cases rising. The killer was known as Michael. Michael Myers. You hoped he wouldn't reach you, although you were for sure he'd come for you. Figuratively and literally.
// chat im actually gonna kms im writing this simply bc im bored 😭
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They finally leave.
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blcestar yaps about how their life sucks by blcestar
Fandoms: Fortnite (Video Game), Chair Fucking Simulator (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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hi my LORE
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Jia escaped the same fate that took his parents, but staying alive on the streets is only the beginning. Taken in by a wealthy family, he meets Ian —a boy feared by everyone —and soon learns that danger doesn’t always wait outside
“Can you play ballroom pieces?”
“The romantic ones,” Jia says. “I used to play them for my parents while they danced.”
“I can play the flute,” Nyra says softly.
Ian doesn’t look at her. “Not now, Nyra.”Series
- Part 2 of Elizan Saga
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Kaye Butcher grew up in blood, betrayal, and silence. She doesn’t need saving — especially not by some washed-up American “hero” with an ego bigger than his biceps.
Soldier Boy, on the other hand, can’t understand why she isn’t falling at his feet like everyone else used to. She growls instead of giggles, glares instead of blushes, and every time she ignores him, he wants her more.
Between missions, insults, and the quiet moments neither of them mean to share, something starts to shift. He’s loud and reckless. She’s cold and guarded. And somehow, in the middle of the chaos, they start to see each other for what they really are — two broken weapons learning how to be human again.
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This Is Enough by grieflovesusback
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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Confined in the apartment after the Lagos incident, Vision is trying to understand Wanda and find ways to help her, while also exploring feelings and sensations he hasn't encountered before.
Takes place in Civil War and will stretch out to like Endgame, except I will not let Vision die here for my own sanity.Possible smut, will use warnings accordingly, haven't decided as of yet.
Setting is at the apartment Wanda was confined to in Civil War.Will be some 7 chapters long.
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Cyan.
Not Oob, but Cyan.
An underdog; a survivor;
A fighter with a plan.White.
Not Supersitional Realism, not Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy, but White.
A go-getter; a rebel;
A fighter for what’s right.Two mares, one mission:
With perseverance, love, and pride,
That corrupt system will crumble;
Dismantled from the inside.Two mares, one mission;
Though not an easy feat,
They’ll ensure at all costs
History won’t repeat.OR
Two horses plot to take down god through basketball and yuri. Mostly takes place during Experiment 2.
Title is a lyric from Deacon Blues, the leitmotif of the fic. I suggest you listen to it since it comes up A LOT!
Each chapter contains a custom illustration!
PLEASE READ ALL OF THE TAGS.
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Cfmot/инмт headcannons yayy by CloverLain
Fandoms: Испытание На Миллион Тысяч | Contest for Millions of Thousands (Web Series)
13 Dec 2025
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Cfmot headcannons drooling face
Idk how to add my art so your just gona have to imagine it ok
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Jesus x Trumpussy by kiyoomis_slvt, picturey0u
Fandoms: Christian Bible, USA - Fandom, Politics - Fandom
13 Dec 2025
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Trump kicks the bucket and has a very interesting surprise waiting for him.
THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR PLS DONT COME AFTER ME
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The Ark's Idol by aloliindisguise
Fandoms: 니케: 승리의 여신 | Goddess of Victory: Nikke (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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It’s a CRIME There isn’t any cummander x Syuen fics (or atleast none I can find) when she is LITERALLY the best girl so I MUST rectify this sin against the shift up lords above.
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- Part 1 of Syuen, my beloved <3
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Jorgen has always known Spensa was dangerous. After the war, he realizes how much of his life (and heart) she terrifies.
Five moments, five fears, one truth: asking her to stop being Spensa was never an option. -
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Blue Valentine.
It was a city with a simple hierarchy.
If you had money, you saw only the Valentine parts of the city.
Food, music, clothes, movies, hotels, prostitutes, and many other things were dazzlingly golden.
But if you made the mistake of coming down from the beachside, you would see the real city, the Blue part.
Drug addicts, homeless people, murderers, fights, and more disgusting things.
Unlike his mother, whose stomach couldn’t handle seeing these things, Ivan strangely loved the Blue part of the city.
FOR ALL THE PAID ARTISTS:
if you really wanna draw just tag me but im broke so i cant fucking pay you. Thanks.
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I don’t want to be alone.
Senior year and the Yellowjackets now qualify for Nationals. We would be boarding the flight to Seattle tomorrow for a week long trip. Jackie throwing a party celebrating their win and I? Home. Naturally I wasn’t invited, doesn’t matter how hard I try, I will always be Weirdo Freak Misty Quigley.
With nothing to do I went to sleep earlier than usual, it was difficult, too much on my mind like always.
I don’t want to be alone
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flight of free thought
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Horrible awful shitty writing by Anonymous
Fandoms: Original Work, Original Fiction - Fandom
11 Dec 2025
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I’ve Been Your Right Hand Man (All Along) by ribcagedsnarls
Fandoms: Jesus Christ Superstar (Movie 2000), Jesus Christ Superstar - Webber/Rice
11 Dec 2025
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“Please don’t cry” ✓
Lamb to Slaughter ✓ | Ceremony | Beg for Forgiveness ✓*
Jesus tries his best to reason with Judas. It's part of God's plan, after all. If only things were different.
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BRUISED by Meowsi15
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Dec 2025
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Harumii has lost her mother and doesn’t believe in heroes anymore, but when Izuku pushes himself to the edge and villains come for her, can she face the danger without losing herself?
Lets find out!...
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JohnJane oneshots (oh and one 1xjohnjane chapter) by ChrysanthemumX3
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
10 Dec 2025
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Uhh I´m bored as hell and youtube refuses to make me go viral for my art so I'm gonna write oneshots :3
Ame stay away you don't like forsaken + you've already infected me too much with angst fuck you go pys /hj
I´ll mostly explain it in the first chapter, the warnings, ideas that I have, suggestions (Ame don´t you dare)
I love JohnJane :3
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Fancy Like ☆ by orphan_account
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
10 Dec 2025
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A collection of oneshots under 1K words dedicated to these fella, although I hate writing RPF but whatever, I'll write it anyways.
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The rooftops where you wait for me by Lilli_moon
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Formula 2 RPF, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Dec 2025
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Oscar Piastri just wanted to survive life, not become the world’s most awkward superhero. But after a...inchident, he’s suddenly swinging across the city, hiding his powers from his friends.
Oscar never asked to be a hero…
but now the city’s counting on him
even if he trips, panics, and jokes his way through every fight.Series
- Part 1 of Spider-Mate™