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    Vassago looked towards the source, watching as Goetia practically threw themselves out of the way of an imp who was racing past them. He smirked at the women who had screamed, offering up two middle fingers, and Vassago was instantly struck by this man.

    The imp was nearly upon him, his pace quickening before he fell face first on the ground, seemingly tripping on nothing, yet Vassago felt a tingle of magic in the air. “Go away,” Stolas snapped, looking down at the man.
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    After the events of Apology Tour, Blitzø decides to embrace classic rom-com tropes in an attempt to win over Stolas. When Vassago crosses his path during one of his failed attempts, he’s instantly captivated by Blitzø and offers to help him make Stolas jealous by pretending to date. However, Vassago has his own agenda—he’s hoping to sweep Blitzø off his feet for himself.

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    There's a stutter in the wailing, a hitch, and the creature that is Stolas quiets, and slowly looks down. Tilts its head in confusion, and that is familiar. Blitzø knows that head tilt immediately, intimately, down to his bones.

    Blitzø...?

    Blitzø flinches, the voice familiar but layered with other sounds, horrible and grating and both inside and outside of his head. It's overwhelming and it hurts, but he can handle it.

    "You, uh. Having a bad day, there, Stols?"

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    It's been months since the party, but Blitzø can't ignore the call when he is summoned

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    After Verosika’s party, Stolas is having a rough time. But he’s determined to set his feelings aside during his next meeting with Stella and Andrealphus to finalize the divorce.

    He expects politics and tricks, maybe even an assassination attempt. What he doesn’t expect is a spell that transforms him into an imp and takes all his powers with it.

    Now he’s on the streets, in a body he doesn’t know how to navigate, and there is only one person he can think of that might help him. He just hopes that Blitzø will be willing, given everything.

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    Written for the 2024 Helluva Bang, featuring art by @KrimsonWings.

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    He had tried, really truly tried to follow the lovely flow of Blitz’s story but was having an exceedingly difficult time paying attention.

    It wasn’t because he did not wish to hear it. He adored listening to Blitz talk about his job. His eyes always glowed a little in excitement and his tail would swish to match his enthusiasm. He loved that they were finally at a place where Blitz wanted to sit down together and share about his day. He cherished these moments dearly.

    And today he really wanted to listen but…

    But…

    Oh Lucifer.

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    AU Canon Divergence: Stolas and Blitz run into each other a year after the Apology Tour. Fluff happens.

    Canon Divergence because there is no way this would ever happen in the actual plot. Far too Hallmark.

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    “What color is the pancake, Stolas? It's a simple question.”

    Stolas squinted at the pancake, as if trying to convince it to just tell him the answer Blitzø was seeking. He could see the liquid sugar of the syrup seeping into the fine pores along the bottom of the cake, and the small imperfect bumps and bubbles that came from sitting on a hot pan over an open flame. He could even still see the smoke wafting off the edge of the fork, though it was quite subtle now having cooled considerably. Stolas didn't say any of this out loud, however and after a full thirty second of silence, Blitzø let out a booming laugh.

    “Christ on a cracker, are you actually colorblind?!”

    Stolas sat back, affecting offense as he lifted his head primly. “I'm no more blind than you are, I assure you. I can see just fine.”

    “But you can't see colors.”

    Stolas huffed. “I don't understand how that's important.”

    Blitzø let his laugh run its course, then took a final bite of his pancake before picking up his and Stolas's plate. “Guess you haven't met your soulmate yet."

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    It had been two weeks since Blitzø watched Stolas being orally assaulted by that (absolutely fucking jacked) incubus. Two weeks of telling himself he was happy for the stupid slut owl. Two weeks of telling everyone else he was fucking fine because everyone had to keep fucking asking. Two weeks of him collecting any stray feathers he could find in his car or on his clothes or in his office and putting them in a little jar… for science and research purposes, obviously.

    Two fucking weeks too fucking long.

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    Or; Blitzø takes up birding as a hobby, and he's not very good at it.

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    Striker manages to capture Stolas again, and this time he's a lot more successful. Stolas survives the encounter, barely, and Blitzø promises to watch over him as he recovers.

    But something is off, something that has nothing to do with their fight on the full moon, or Verosika's party. Ever since Stolas' run in with Striker, Stolas starts to burn up when he's alone for too long, and it seems like Blitzø is one of the few people who can help him. Was there something in that bullet that Striker shot him with?

    As they spend more time together, deciding to try and start over as friends (very affectionate friends), the two of them begin to understand more about their feelings for each other, and dare to ask themselves, 'what if?'

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    Let's suffer through the hiatus together and read about Blitzø and Stolas learning how to communicate and care for one another, with a little Stolas and Via communication thrown in as well :')

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    Three Goetian Birds attempt to court one dashing assassin using various birdish customs. Blitzø has no idea, too busy pining after an owl and trying to be happy for him as he (seemingly) moves on.

    Or: Vass and Andre make passes at an oblivious Blitzø, Stolas throws his hat in for some proper courting, and Stolitz finally, finally talk things out.

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    “Look, Oz, you and me are gonna throw Fizz the most perfect, sappiest, amazing Sinsmas ever. It’s gonna get him wet everywhere! Eyes, puss, you name it! He won’t even think about the years he didn’t have this, he’ll be too busy spiking the wassail and sucking us off together as a holiday treat or something.”

    “Isn’t it already alcoholic?”

    “You think that’s stopping Fizz?”

     

    or Blitz finds out that Fizzarolli and Asmodeus don’t celebrate Sinsmas, which is odd considering that’s always been the jester’s favorite holiday. Turns out Asmodeus never liked Sinsmas and Fizz never said anything, but Blitz can fix this, he just needs a little help.

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    These oneshots are all in chronological order but definitely can be read on their own! This series is canon-compliant up until Ghostfuckers (and is now a Canon-Divergent AU!)

    Any oneshots in this series, along with ‘A Certain Perspective’ all kind of exist in the same ‘universe’/timeline, so you can imagine that the Stolitz in whatever the latest (chronologically) oneshot is have experienced all the things in the previous ones!

    Any oneshots that aren’t part of this series are simply ones that are either post-Mastermind canon compliant (I may create a new series for those!) or ones that kind of exist in their own alternate timeline :)

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    “Food is great and all, but one of you dipshits should probably grab the first aid kit.” The three imps exchanged confused looks and Millie shrugged, walking over to grab the kit.
    “Why do we need the kit Loony Toony? You got a papercut and need a bandaid? Let me see,” Blitzø said in a baby-talk tone of voice, making his way over to Loona’s desk.
    “Fuck off Blitzø,” Loona growled. “One of you fuckers got hurt, it reeks of blood in here.”
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    Or: Blitzø feels like shit, and not just mentally. Turns out imp biology is a bitch.

    CW: This fic contains semi-graphic descriptions of menstruation and the symptoms that go along with it. If that grosses you out, skip this one.

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    Stella encounters Blitz at a hotel bar and realize they may be more similar that they originally thought.

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    “What's your name?” Stolas asked, knowing he sounded almost distressed and pathetic, but he was so desperate to know. To learn anything about Blitzø. “I'm Stolas.”

    She looked almost amused. “I know who the fuck you are, your highness.”

    Stolas shook his head. “Just Stolas, please.” He extended his hand. With all the hesitance in the world, the woman accepted the handshake, pulling away quickly after the briefest of contact.

    “I'm Barbie,” she offered.

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    A few months after Blitzø's apology tour, Blitzø has gone radio silent. Stolas is struggling to let Blitzø go, and a chance encounter with Blitzø's estranged sister only complicates his feelings further.

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    All of my Stolitz one-shots that are otherwise stand alone fics.

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    He had fulfilled his purpose. His daughter, his father’s precautionary heir, was finally 18. She was safe, and beautiful and brilliant and would do perfectly in his place once he was gone. Blitzø had the means to run his business without any further help from Stolas. Stella has long since moved to one of their other properties and Stolas knew she would be happy with him gone.

    A small smile found its way to his face as his heart felt at ease in a way it never had before. Finally, for the first time in his life he could be selfish. He would get to make a decision that was entirely his own, he may have had no say in his life but he would be able to decide how it ended.

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    It's been a month since the horrible Full Moon break up, which Blitzo really didn't take well. But worst still for the membes of I.M.P. it's been two weeks since he suddenly disappeared after a bar crawl.

    After another fruitless day of searching for their missing boss/dad, Moxxie, Millie and Loona return home to eat, rest and catch some TV, including the premiere of Hell's favorite Death Game Show, Hellrunner, where convicted prisonners must survive deadly ordeals for freedom and cash.

    Their hopes of temporarily forgetting about their missing boss is dashed, when it turns out Blitzo's a contestant!

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    Verosika is having some difficult thoughts after running into her ex- Blitzo (the 0 is silent) and while she did her best to play it cool, his vulnerability stirred something in her she thought she'd buried. After deciding to act on those feelings and being nudged by some of Hell's denizens, it leads to events that have dire consequences.

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    Amber loves her sons Mac and Terrence but she is overworked and fears that she messed up when trying to fix their issues with eachother. Plus she fears that she lost him to that place where he took Bloo to stay. However she meets a weird but fun new stranger who ends up helping her family become closer...

    Blitzo realised that he fucked up with his exes and his life in general and tries drowning his sorrows on Earth. He meets a woman he ends up liking to and it looks like her boys need a father figure.

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    Two weeks were enough to render Stolas and Blitzo's world unrecognizable.

    While the fallen prince becomes an idol and symbol of success, Blitzo sinks into the silence of his own hell. Amid headlines, songs, and memories, he must confront the question that consumes him:

    ¿Was he really the problem all along?

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