13 Works in Satou Hiroshi/Suzumiya Hii

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    Un día normal en la academia PK.

    Que mentira, nunca fue normal.

    Saiki Kusuo y Toritsuka Reita terminan involucrados en una problemática que incluye a un chico que llegó de otro mundo, y trajo algo más consigo...

    ¡La habilidad de mi muchacho para ver fantasmas será útil de una buena vez! A cambio solo va a tener algo de desarrollo de personaje y darse cuenta de que podría estar enamorado de su mejor amigo, Saiki Kusuo.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,198
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    43
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    Kusuo and Kokomi come to terms with being loved for who they are.

    (Post-canon KusuKoko slow burn with moments of KuboKai and visits from almost everyone else. My love letter to Saiki K no Psi-Nan.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,674
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    455
    Kudos:
    774
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    25,864
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    Torture and rape in Chap­ter 4; consens­ual sex with 18yos in Chapter 5.

    "Saiki!" a random girl called out to him, run­ning up to his side, "What I've heard, is it true? Is it true you have a mass­ive, godly, gi­norm­ous dick??"
    Saiki ground his teeth, loath­ing the situ­at­ion he'd been thrust into as people start­ed to mur­mur ag­gress­ive­ly. 'What have you done?!' he ask­ed no-one in par­ticu­lar. 'I AM ASK­ING YOU. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!!' Little did he know, how­ever, that this is the blurb and I don't want to spoil it.

    Someone on the internet ranked Saiki, his friends and all their associates, by penis size. The school went crazy over it, and Saiki had to address the situation, after turning tens of students to stone. An all-hands-on-deck search operation began, to identify and catch the perpetrator.

    This was supposed to be an April Fools' story, but I acci­dent­al­ly press­ed 'post' instead of 'save as draft.'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,331
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2,600
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    The break-ups of two straight couples leads to everyone questioning their sexuality and/or coming out. Saiki doesn't get it. The only things he is concerned about is helping Satou get through his break-up as unremarkably as possible - and to tell his friends that he is a psychic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,650
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,550
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    “This dance was bound to happen at some point. Despite Saiki’s attempts, it always came to this one way or another.“

    Or

    Chiyo convinces the school to hold a dance, and stuff happens because of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,129
    Chapters:
    19/28
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,969
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    "Saiki" Reita called out.
    "What?" Kusuo put his coffee jelly on the table.
    "Touma pissed himself again"
    "FOR GOD'S SAKE-"
    "Saiki, aren't you God?"
    "No, I don't love Teruhashi"
    "Oh yeah-"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,123
    Chapters:
    21/22
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4,485
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    Saiki doesn't understand why certain couples go together, why people like each other but they don't date, what a girl likes in a guy, what a guy likes in a girl. He doesn't understand compatibility or attraction. But he knows someone who does, and she's more than happy to give him a few lessons.

    -or-

    Aiura and Saiki stalk and ship their classmates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,782
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    478
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    5,080
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    What looks like a normal movie date with friends from an outside perspective appears as a complex and hectic situation to an onlooking psychic. Luckily, he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve to make sure that things play out according to plan, and a promising couple in class gets together.

    good grief. Cleaning up after people sure is a lot of work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    404
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    Toritsuka forms his own personal harem using the Occult Club, which proves to be a difficult task—especially when, A) convincing the females of the school to join the club is a chore in itself, B) certain members cause more trouble than intended, C) they don't know they're in a harem, and D) the medium overlooks a certain esper's presence in the club in more ways than one.

    Discontinued.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,189
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    264
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    Dodge the tropes, matchmake your friends to get a peaceful life with coffee jelly, all while juggling 2 identities. 100% foolproof, right?

    As Saiki foils the world's carefully-laid plans, he accidentally acquires more people who declare they're friends.
    How annoying, but not necessarily... bad, if he's being honest.

    (Satou Hiroshi is overwhelmingly ordinary. So why is his world suddenly dictated by arbitrary rules like a really shitty slapstick harem anime?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,508
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    543
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4,208
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    bubblegum: @maya fey

    maya fey: if you sneeze are you cummi ng from yoru nksoe

    maya fey: i am in mortal danger.

    -

    A Saiki K chatfic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,586
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    Four Seasons. One final school year at PK Academy. The last chance for Aiura to get Saiki to go out with her. But why does she seem like she's hardly even trying?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,475
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    4,250
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    As he continued eating, slowly losing himself in the delicious taste and nothing else, he suddenly remembered how less than an hour ago he'd wondered if he wanted to die. He'd thought the universe certainly didn't want him here. Otherwise, why else was his life seemingly so miserable? And he realized those questions we're still there. But, he also realized, he couldn't bring himself to care in that very moment. Yes, maybe the universe didn't want him there, but screw it. His... friends did. His family did (Kusuke didn't count), for the time being, that was more than enough.

     

    Or.

    A story that was supposed to be very short, and somehow ended up being more than 2k words long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,364

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