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Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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21 Aug 2026
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What if a monster really did show up to steal Ford's eyes?
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19 Aug 2026
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It was hard to gander how long Grace was on Erid when Simon came along. He could try measuring it out using the Earth’s Gregorian calendar like he did on the Hail Mary, but that’s when he still had a “lights out” timer and didn’t live on a planet with a very different yearly calendar. Teaching little eridians has forced him to adapt to their schedule more than his.
Where was he going with this?
Right! Simon.
He still hadn’t met him yet.
Or Rocky and other eridians find a wormhole and then an injured human man! They bring him to Erid and quarantine him to get him nice and healthy, but slowly find out he’s much different than their beloved science teacher.
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17 Jul 2026
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aperture by birdbyrne (beezlebubz)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Aug 2026
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Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.
He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.
The task proves more complicated than he thought.
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16 Jul 2026
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“L- Look, yesterday night, we received a call about a Morty that was beat up here by a Rick,” he said, with all of the Morties' big wide eyes on him. “I just want to make sure nobody else's been having this type of issue.”
“Aw jeez.. M- My Rick is nice, you know,” one of them told him, voice small. “I mean, he's still a Rick, but...”_
After a Morty was elected president, Morty Rights were created for the first time in the Citadel.
But Cop Rick is quickly realizing not all Ricks are happy with that, and Morties need protection now more than ever.
this 🫴 is to say some morties are being abused in all sorts of ways, neglected or abandoned and Cop Rick (EVERYONE'S FAVORITE RICK) is dead set on rescuing every one. That catches the attention of Evil Morty.Bookmarked by 28BoiledTeethInAJar
15 Jul 2026