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    After his life came crumbling down last season, Shane is healing. He's married to the love of his life, everyone knows, and he can finally lay claim to the man he once called his rival.
    He didn't realize that his new rival would take the form of some busty blonde model from LA, though.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    From: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    To: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    Subject: Incorrect Delivery

    Dear Mr. Rozanov,

    I am writing to inform you that I have once again received a package intended for your business, which was mistakenly delivered to mine. I kindly ask that you review this matter with the carrier in order to prevent further occurrences.
    Your package is available for pickup here. Otherwise, it will be returned to sender.

    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Blue Line Books
    4031 Wellington St, Verdun, Quebec H4G 1V6, Canada
    [+1 (514) 024-1410] | [[email protected]]

    ・・・

    From: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    To: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    Subject: Re: Incorrect Delivery

    ok ))

    Sent from my iPhone

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    Shane Hollander runs a bookstore and keeps getting his packages misdelivered. By coincidence (or not), the packages belonging to Ilya Rozanov – the owner of the sex shop across the street – always seem to show up at his store. Shane is determined to resolve the situation. Ilya, not so much.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    shane: Your tattoos suck and you do too.
    ilya: mmmm yes kitten keep going im close

    or: Shane and Ilya are rival owners of tattoo shops. They seem to hate each other's guts, but when a small inconvenience forces them to work together, they start realizing that maybe the rivalry was never real.

    a texting/social media fully coded au!

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    29 Aug 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    20 Aug 2026