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    On the 5th of June 2010, Draco is a thirty year old virgin. This complicates things.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Crack open the journal no one was ever meant to see: a chaotic, glittering descent into the mind of one Draco Malfoy—overdramatic, hopelessly romantic, and catastrophically obsessed with one Harry James Potter.

    Told through private entries, unhinged doodles, self-indulgent smutty fanfiction, and spiraling inner monologues, this is not a love story. It’s a situation. A hilariously dramatic, embarrassingly thirsty, painfully sincere situation—the kind that will have you laughing through secondhand mortification on every page

    Welcome to Draco Malfoy’s heart. It’s a disaster. You’re going to love it.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Day 27 and 28 of Kinktober 2021 with the prompts “Classic” and “First Time” | Draco, a self-declared nervous virgin™, is ready to finally have sex with his boyfriend after months of dating. Getting there is an issue, though. He is nervous, maybe even a little bit afraid … also, what if he just sucks?! (not in the good way)

    “Or – I know, crazy idea, but hear me out – you could just shut the fuck up and trust your boyfriend, you bloody turnip,” his best friend says … and maybe he should listen to her. Just this once.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Harry Potter has spent thirty years descending into darkness.

    When the time-travel ritual finally works, Harry wakes up in his eleven-year-old body with one singular goal: Save Draco Malfoy.

    Harry will protect Draco from everything; Even if it means burning down the world to do it.

    This will be a retelling of all seven books.

    [Book 1 - complete - 17.06.26]
    [Book 2 - in progress]

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    12 Sep 2026

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    When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.

    Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.

    Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.

    And you know what? He just might.

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    09 Sep 2026