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I Accidentally Got High And All I Got Was This Boyfriend by WooleyWitch
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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When Robert goes out to get drinks with the Z team he expects an uneventful night, but with them nothing is ever uneventful. When Robert's drink accidentally gets swapped with Sonar's spiked one, Herm is determined to take care of his boss before he can embarrass himself too badly. This should be a relatively simple task, but Robert's determination to get Herm into bed is complicating matters.
In which Robert gets high and Herm fights valiantly to resist his charms and is rewarded for his restraint.
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12 Aug 2026
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The creature almost looked human.
Almost.
Lanky, pale, wet red hair long enough to crawl down its back. It seemed completely human, if not for the legs that trembled like a fawn.
If not for the eyes that stared without blinking. If not for the eyes with slit pupils and the faintest muted glow.
Or the gills. And the glassy skin, not a scar in sight despite its records.
The creature was scared? Angry? No. It was just… Distressed.
Or;
The Z-Team finds an old experiment from Shroud. But this one was biologically and genetically engineered, not mechanical.
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04 Aug 2026
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Love’s Not a Game (that being said let’s make it rain…) by IJustWantToBookmarkLmao
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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“ALRIGHT! You know what time it is, boys.”
Even though Waterboy scooted back, he could clearly see when Sonar pulled out a small notebook from his interior jacket pocket— a pen clipped onto the spiral binding on the side— and slammed it onto the table.
“Which of us will be the first to date Robbie Robertson.”
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The Z-Team have decided to create a new bet after some…enlightening information comes out regarding their chances with a certain broody dispatcher. (Though the result weren’t exactly what they were expecting...)Waterboy wasn’t participating though. Of course not— don’t be ridiculous. Robert would never see Waterboy like…like that.
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Alt. Title: How to Pathetic-Wet-Dog Rizz Up Your Boss Without Really TryingBookmarked by AbnormalFigure
02 Aug 2026
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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30 Jul 2026
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"Even after Aurora gave me the gift of true free will, I held onto my weapons," Ramattra says. "I was treated like a rabid animal and my kin were put down like they were before my very eyes. This is an experience that is, ironically, so human. But to an empirically limited number... that is an experience only Omnics hold."
Emre's surprised to feel a hand slide down the length of his thigh. Gently hooking his hand under Emre's knee, Ramattra raises his leg.
"There's no ports on my legs," Emre gets out, blushing.
Ramattra looks for another moment, then hums. He rests the limb back on the cold ground gently. "You do not share that experience, but we are so much more alike than you may realize."
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20 Jun 2026