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"Slight problem with that, bud. We're not actually dating, and that sorta feels like a pre-requisite to anything else."
Chris frowned at that, confused.
"Are you sure?" He asked. "And does Dad know that? Because he's been more smiley recently."
Buck internally debated the merits of explaining the whole complicated mess to a fourteen-year-old before deciding to just cut to the chase.
"We're not not dating," he started, before being cut off by Chris' groan.
"Are you telling me you and Dad are in a fucking situationship?"
Or, Buck and Eddie keep kissing, which would be fine if either of them would actually talk about it.
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- Part 3 of the weewoo show
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It wouldn't be quite truthful to say that he used a persona when on cases. Persona implied some form of falsehood, as though the image that he portrayed when acting as 'Detective Blanc' was a construct used to prop up the false idol that all the hullabaloo surrounding his more infamous cases had brought about. In reality, Benoit Blanc had always prided himself on presenting himself exactly as he is. A proud heretic, consistently eccentric, and unapologetically queer in every sense of the word.
Instead, he was just… more, when on the job.
More, and somehow less.
Or, I am apparently incapable of not writing character studies about Benoit Blanc
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- Part 2 of ember goes insane over benoit blanc
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Why I care so much by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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not a fic!!! two different emotional rambles at two different points about why 'Basically, I'm Gay' and 'Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?' are meaningful to me, chronically online queer phannie
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Mineta Watch by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2025
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"Aizawa Shouta: Well, I am sure it would reassure many of you to know that I have been working to build up a case to expel Mineta, if I were allowed to share this sensitive information with you all
Hagakure Tooru: why can’t u just Expel Him like u did with the class last year??
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would be understanding of the fact that Nedzu has decided that as I expelled ‘too many students’ last year, I must compile a large folder of evidence on why students should be expelled before doing so from now on
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would assist with this task by subtly obtaining video footage of his misdeeds and sending them my way so I could add them to my evidence bank
Aizawa Shouta: But alas, I cannot, as that would be overstepping my bounds as a teacher.
Aizawa Shouta: What a shame"Yes, this is yet another 1A group chat fic. Sue me.
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- Part 3 of here there be shitposts
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Sound of an Orchestra by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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Hizashi groaned, already resigning himself to the stress of having to piece together comprehensible notes off of what Shouta and Oboro took down, when the faint tchk of a small item hitting his desk reached his ears.
Lifting his head revealed a brand new packet of batteries sitting there, as if by magic. He stared at it for a second, waiting for his brain to engage, then glanced to the side when he felt a poke at his shoulder.
Shouta stared at him, deadpan, before flicking his eyes pointedly between the batteries and Hizashi's ears before turning back to the front of the class.
Oh.
Shouta must have—
Or, Yamada Hizashi gets hearing aids for the first time in his life. This is both more and less of an adjustment than you might have expected.
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- Part 4 of here there be shitposts
- Part 1 of hero!dabi verse
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all my 911 fics! theyre unrelated unless otherwise indicated
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ember goes insane over benoit blanc by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom Knives Out (2019), Knives Out (Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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here there be shitposts by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Sep 2025
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My BNHA fics, series titled as such bc originally I was going to be writing a bunch of one shots inspired by slightly cracky headcanons/ideas that me and a friend were swapping back in 2019 and it feels weird changing the name
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hero!dabi verse by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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eventually at least 😂
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for all my YOI fics, unrelated unless otherwise stated!
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all these renewals for a moment with you by riverdanceeee
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2022
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After Hua Cheng is called in to do a rather simple task at a rather decrepit home, he finds himself replacing more than just the carpet in Xie Lian’s home—for example: the stove, the cabinets, the walls, the roof, and his heart (in Xie Lian’s hands).
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Raise It Up, Roll the Dice by GhostySword
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2021
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“What prize do you desire?” the croupier asks, bone dice clacking in their black cup.
Lan Wangji closes his eyes for a second, takes a breath, imagines his heart freezing into jade. “The body and soul of Wei Wuxian.”
In the gambling house of the ghost king Crimson Rain Sought Flower, you can win any treasure--if you’re desperate enough, if you’re willing to risk enough, if you’re lucky enough. After six years of searching for any trace of Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji is desperate enough to come to Hua Cheng’s gambling table, and he’s ready to pay any price. Luck has rarely been on his side, but he’ll need it tonight.
You don’t need to know TGCF to read this, and this fic does not spoil any TGCF plot points (just a bit of worldbuilding).
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Once upon a time, there was a kingdom by the name of Xian Le. This country was renowned for its four treasures – delicate beauties, thriving literary arts, glimmering jewels, and of course…
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.
You see, there is a famous trial in Xian Le. On the night of his 16th birthday, Xie Lian would be free to wed. "Pass all three trials, and the crown is yours!" Sounds simple, right? Suitors from across the country flocked to the Royal Capital, eager to try their luck in courting the elusive prince. But alas, the spot next to the Crown Prince continued to remain empty a decade later.
Exultant praises of the Crown Prince's beauty soon morphed into muttered scepticism. Maybe... there’s something wrong with the Crown Prince? Is he ugly? Disfigured? Unlovable? Or maybe, the challenges were truly too difficult.
The day of summer solstice, a mysterious figure appears. "My name is Crimson Rain Sought Flower," the masked man announces, "and I'm here to ask for the Crown Prince's hand in marriage."
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hamster of lucky sevens by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2020
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“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”
“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.
“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”
“You—”
Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.
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a mighty ocean or a gentle kiss by merthurlin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2020
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It is a weird thing to wake up and realise that for the first time in 800 years, you are no longer in love. Hua Cheng felt it even before he opened his eyes, could taste it in the back of his throat. Even the air around him felt different: stale, and with a strange odour to it. With his eyes still closed, he took stock of his other mental facilities, and it all came back in order, except—
Except that for the first time in 800 years, he thinks of Xie Lian and feels nothing.
(in which Hua Cheng's devotion gets stolen, and no one is happy about it.)