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"The point is, he's charming, and he knows it, and he uses it like a tool, and you should not under any circumstances find him interesting."
"I wasn't planning to find him anything."
"Good."
"I don't know who he is beyond the magazine covers."
"Also good."
"I teach middle school science in San Francisco, Colt. I'm not exactly his target demographic."
"You'd be surprised," Colt muttered, in a tone that suggested he had seen things and was choosing not to elaborate.Bookmarked by Angry_Dumpling0
21 Jul 2026
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Ryland is awoken one day by an Eridian banging on the front door. Shouting about something happening to Simon.
When he finds Simon, the man is clingy. What the hell happened?
Or, Simon gets hit with an aphrodisiac, and Ryland doesn't know how to handle it.
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- Part 8 of BloodyMary
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07 Jul 2026
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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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23 May 2026
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Tommy was not born as a man, or a child, but as a weapon of war.
"I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that order?" He finds himself with his shoulders drawn tight. "I believe I have misheard."
"The Prince of The North is a threat, which must be eliminated at all costs. You are to do so."
Tommy is sent on a mission that only spells his own death. With no hope out of it, he finds himself becoming the rumored North Prince's personal Knight. If only killing him were that easy too.
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22 Apr 2026
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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19 Apr 2026