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    A place to keep my Ilya-centric fics.

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    A view of Shane and Ilya's life trying to be together for real during the Boston Year, except they explicitly state their dom/sub relationship

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    “Hockey players are too intense. But you are maybe worse. I can see it on your face. But I especially can feel it on your body.”

    Shane wants to be offended, but Ilya’s hands travel lower now, close enough to the hem of his briefs that circle his thighs, and it makes his breath catch. Ilya taps the fabric gently.

    “Do you ever let yourself feel, Shane Hollander?”

    Shane takes in another sharp breath.

    “Do you ever let go?”

    <3

    or: shane is an excellent hockey player with control issues, ilya is a yoga instructor (amongst other things) with a talent (or, maybe, a very unprofessional approach) to undoing people carefully, and they surrender to each other at a retreat meant for healing.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Sabrina Hollander is 13 years old when she puts her brother’s dream in front of her own and promises herself that she’ll never tell a soul about what she’s done.

    Or: How Shane having a little sister he can count on would have changed his story for the rest of his life.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Commuting back and forth between Boston and Montreal is boring, flight delays are even worse. Even MORE boring are the amount of dick pics on a certain app as Ilya's looking for some entertainment. But then there is Shane, Shane is only 788 meters away. Shane is a bottom (allegedly) and Shane has the most aggressively straight profile Ilya has ever seen on a gay hookup app. He just needed to make sure he wasn't a straight who lost his way, that was the only reason he messaged him and agreed to meet him in an airport lounge.

    It was the only reason they kept meeting up after that, just to make really really really sure he wasn't straight.

    Shane is a Captain in this universe too.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

    Podfic of What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer by luulapants.

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    26 Aug 2026