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The Casualties of a Low Vitality build by Aristocat
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Dark Souls III
16 May 2017
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Answer to the title:
(1) Fat-roll with heavy armour/ dodging is not a viable option.
(2) Prepare to die: Poison edition.
(3) A very inappropriate grab attack from the second phase Abyss Watcher.The Unkindled is sick of Farron, and it's inhabitants in general. All casualties above allows him to suffer the consequences one way or another.
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Locked away in a realm of suppressed shadow and secrets, Messmer endures his eternal imprisonment as his loyal companions wither and fade alongside him. Until the day something in the sky shatters, provoking the abyssal serpent within him into a hateful writhe. It reduces him to days of laying bedbound with only scattered moments of coherence.
His soldiers at the Shadow Keep fear the worst, and the reports of strangers can only bring grim tidings. Doubtlessly they seek his death, and to reach the Tower his mother sealed away so long ago. Even wounded, even ailing, he will not allow it.The Tarnished, ex-thief and failed burglar, has followed the guidance of grace since the day of his first death. Away from the slums of his homeland and into the cursed cesspit that is the Lands Between. He followed grace from one battlefield to another, and through his hands only came further suffering. Disillusioned and lured by the honeyed words of a demigod, he passes through the veil only to find a land impossibly worse.
Now he seeks something else, without the guidance of grace, something that may even be impossible: to return the Land of Shadow to the Lands Between and free those within it, even its cruelest prisoner.
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27 Jul 2026
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Red Sprites by kagme
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 | The S-Classes That I Raised (Webcomic), 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
15 Aug 2026
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“This is real, right?”
“Finally decided to let your brother pull some strings for you? Well, good on you,” the agent yawned behind her hand, nails painted pink this time, her glasses barely enough to hide the dark circles under her eyes. “Bigger cut for us in the end, I guess.”
“Han Yoohyun had nothing to do with that, and stop treating my actor like a cash cow when you can't find him anything decent,” Myungwoo snapped when Yoojin wouldn't register the offence, all his focus pulled on the terms of the offer. Better pay than last time, and a guaranteed appearance on at least four episodes of season three.
The agent barked a laugh, the most emotion Yoojin had ever seen on her.
“I guess you can thank whatever's going on between your actor and Sung Hyunje-ssi, then.”
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Or, the one where down-on-his-luck actor Han Yoojin never expected his explosive on-screen chemistry with the star of the industry Sung Hyunje to propel him back under a spotlight that had left him behind.
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02 Jul 2026
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Its mouth forms a small 'o', a soft noise escaping it. "Oh. We kidnapped you?"
For several moments, he is at a loss for words. He almost wants to laugh. Such a situation seems utterly beyond the pale. Some figment of a bizarre, fever-induced dream, distant from any known or lived reality. But the fog of his mind and leaden limbs feel far too real to be constrained to any hypnagogic fantasy.
When his snakes gaze upon the blurry lines of this mongrel's face, there is not an iota of shame to be found. It is as though the severity of their words has entirely failed to occur to them.
"Kidnapped." He echoes.
It blinks. "Uh. Yeah."
Of all the humiliating possibilities—this?
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An unwise Tarnished attempts to force Messmer the Impaler to assist in opening the gate of divinity, only to end up stranded alongside their companion and a very angry demigod.
(Or: the worst roadtrip known to man.)
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20 May 2026
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29 going on 30 by kavehcado (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
06 Sep 2025
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Kim Dokja is in the right place at the right time, leading to a sudden career change from a lowly corporate slave to the manager of the biggest name in esports, Yoo Joonghyuk. Given a 90-day probation to determine further employment, can Kim Dokja stand up to the Supreme-King's demands, or will he be crushed under his boot like the string of ex-managers that have come before him?
However, a better question is: Will Yoo Joonghyuk be able to stand up to Kim Dokja's casually devastating charm?
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- Part 1 of A Year and Then Some
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22 Mar 2025
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You're (Not) My Neighbor by dogbunni
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
17 Mar 2025
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In a world where the scenarios never happened, a different kind of calamity plagues Seoul. Doppelgängers roam the streets, and have done for decades, forcing the world to adopt strict security measures- or risk your flesh being stolen, in more ways than one. Doormen are tasked with putting themselves on the front line to protect ordinary citizens from this threat, and Kim Dokja unwittingly finds himself as one such doorman.
It's a thankless job, and when Dokja's building welcomes two new residents, he finds his job only gets more complicated the further he becomes entwined within Yoo Joonghyuk's life.
A story of hapless, stupid love, in an apocalyptic world that stubbornly refuses to fall.
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19 Mar 2025