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    Only when Ghost was blessedly shielded by shadows did he dare turn around, knife in hand, to greet the beast.

    His breath caught unwillingly in his throat.

    Large.

    Ghost had always known that the Na’vi were big. It was perhaps the greatest point of intrigue for their species to those who knew little more than side-by-side comparisons. The Na’vi were massive in theory…but it was an entirely different topic to tackle when one was staring directly at where Ghost lay in hiding.

    . . .

    Ghost came to Pandora to die amongst unseen stars. He didn't care for his Avatar body - the body Tommy was meant to pilot before he died - he just wanted rest.
    Unfortunately, after his transport crashes on the surface of Pandora leaving him stranded, he's forced into wars he swore off when he left active combat. The Na'vi are brutal, but they are not unkind as they pick up the broken pieces of him and remind Ghost...

    His heart is warm so long as it is beating.

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    07 May 2025

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    Remixed novelization of the game with Astarion and The Dark Urge as a comedy duo

    On tumblr & bsky @bardnuts

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    31 Dec 2024

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    unsparing
    /ʌnˈspɛːrɪŋ/
    adjective
    1. given freely and generously.
    "unsparing like a god's love"
    2. merciless; severe.
    "unsparing like a god's love"

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    13 Jul 2024

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    18 Apr 2024

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    Donnie has everything perfectly under control. Sure, sometimes he hears the voices of those who aren't there, and sometimes he's not in control of his own body- but those are easy fixes. He's fine, dare he say even better than fine! He's so fine that he even constructed a portal to other dimensions in case the Krang come back! It's not like he worked endlessly, almost obsessively, over the portal for days, missing sleep and family trying to talk to him.

    He's fine!

    He's even fine when the portal swallows him whole and spits him out into a new universe with nothing but his battle shell and clocking broach.

    One with alternate versions of him and his brothers, just starting out and fighting their own version of Kraang and bad guys. He's even fine when he gets dragged into their upcoming battles and fights. He's going to get home anyway; what's the harm in helping out his alternate family fight against Kraang?

    Or:
    Post-movie ROTTMNT Donnie gets sucked into Season 1 TMNT 2012.

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    12 Apr 2024