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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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22 Sep 2026
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Based on a tumblr post about someone pain-swapping Chronic Pain Robert with someone else. It caught my eye. :3
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“I can take much more pain than you ever could, bitch!” Prism raised an eyebrow at Flambae as he stomped up to Robert like a child. “I’ve got fuckin’ powers, I’m naturally stronger, faster, and better than you, Mecha-bitch.”
Robert could feel the heat rolling off of Flambae’s body, drying his skin out where it touched him. He doesn’t quit with his rep as he turned, keeping count in his head as his deadpan expression locked onto the fiery superhuman.
“Wanna bet?” Flambae and Prism both perk up a little, Prism pulling her phone out and typing rapidly. Robert swapped the weight and started working on the other arm, ignoring the way his shoulder protested with a straight face.
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14 Sep 2026
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Prism sucks her teeth, eyes rolling behind her visor. “Like you don’t talk mad shit with us,” she says, hand coming up to wipe off the blood on her face. “We’re here ‘cause someone doesn’t know how to be a normal human being.”
“Fuck off, Princess Bubblegum,” Invisigal snaps. “It was a joke. If this fucking meeting wasn’t about ‘sexual harassment’,” she rolls her eyes and makes finger quotes, “it’d be about us being too loud on the radio, or us not being a picture-fucking-perfect hero squad, or us fucking up something on a call.”
Flambae hisses out another burst of sparks. “Don’t roll your fucking eyes,” he says, lip curled into a sneer, “you know full well that was a creepy fucking line, Invisibitch.”
OR: Invisgal makes another comment. Robert hits his limit, and so does the Z-Team.
This work is on hiatus (NOT abandoned)
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- Part 2 of the old religion
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02 Sep 2026
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Robert rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and letting his head fall back. "Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to friends back to enemies. Asshole," he muttered.
“Still a better love story than Twilight." Flambae let out a cackle at his own joke, giving Robert a little bounce as he continued walking.
"Besides. Not my fault you're so tiny. Makes carrying you around way too easy. If you were gay, you would be on the bottom, I bet. Little bottom bitch twink."
Robert glanced up at him, looking very unamused. "Well. You'd be half right.” His gaze left, watching the cars going by.
“Considering I'm bi."
"Wait." Flambae paused in his walking.
It took him a good few seconds to process the words, staring down at Robert with a bit of shock. "Wait, are you actually?"
"...Me and Visi are open, too."
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The Z-Team's journey to becoming a polycule (in their own messy, emotionally chaotic way).
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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01 Sep 2026
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A Coat of Silk by RebrandedBard for Vox_la (Era_Penn)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Sep 2026
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Geralt encounters a strange servant in a furrier's shop one day who follows him endlessly, asking to buy the fur coat he received as reward for a completed contract. The coat is such an odd thing. The furrier tore his shop to pieces for the loss of it, and the servant quit a comfortable life in the shop for the pursuit of it. And what's more, the servant continues to find him year after year on every turn of the path, his offer to buy the coat never ceasing.
ALT - Selkie Jaskier AU. Geralt accidentally picks Jaskier's selkie coat out of the shop at random, finding it hidden in a pile of furs, not knowing what it was. The furrier lost his enslaved selkie along with it, and Jaskier pursues Geralt to buy his true freedom, all while keeping his identity as a selkie secret. And whoops, they fall in love!
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19 Aug 2026