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[I’m not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom
I know it’s kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?
I don’t really know my neighbors and you’re the closest person to me on grindr
That’s…yeah, that’s new. Sokka flicks quickly through the profile, trying to decide if it’s a joke or some slang, or a reference he’s missed and finally shrugging, because,
Yeah, he types out, why not]
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Sokka has a new neighbor who needs some plumbing help. A lot of plumbing help, as it turns out.
If only he could figure out if that was a euphemism.
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06 Oct 2026
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[“No, you’re going to tell me all on your own,” Zuko snaps, shoving Jee again, this time with enough force to rock him back a step. “What am I.”
“Sir,” Jee grits out as he steps back into his at-rest position in the water, his skin prickling from the spray and bending lashing against him and the barely-contained aggression in the air. “It’s easy to act like a big man when the other person can’t hit you back.”
“Do it then,” Zuko immediately demands with another shove. “Hit me. I didn’t ask you to hold back.”
“So you can get me court-martialed?” Jee snaps, fire twisting hot in answer. Like he hasn’t played that fucking game before. He isn’t going to fall for it twice. “I’m not an idiot. Sir.”
Zuko clearly catches the implication right away this time, flushing all the way up his stupid bald head again before leaning in and hissing right into Jee’s face, “So I don’t have to hear you squalling like a fishmonger’s wi—”
Jee takes a swing before the words finish leaving the brat’s mouth.]
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Lieutenant Jee has had it up to here with tiptoeing around Prince Zuko’s stupid, obnoxious, stubborn, childish refusal to listen.
Zuko has had it up to here with being called a child.
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06 Oct 2026
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Tim wakes up in a body that isn't his own. Bernard also wakes up in a body that isn't his own. After figuring out that it's not too dangerous, they fuck about it.
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Written for the Birdwatchers 366 for the prompt "Chest".
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- Part 2 of TimBer Scarred Neck Series
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05 Oct 2026
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Far Too Young To Hold A Sword by IStillPlayWithLegos
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Aug 2025
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In the aftermath, a thousand and one deaths flash before his eyes, and Ares feels them all. Every sword. Every spear. Every knife.
Over and over again, he breathes his last breath, sometimes at the hands of another soldier and sometimes at the hands of himself. He stares at his own face, caked in blood and viscera, and hates himself for loving it.
War is his vice of choice. It is his lover. His best friend. His worst enemy. He hates to love it, but no matter how he tries, he can’t seem to escape its clutches.
He’s not quite sure if he really wants to.- - -
It’s ironic, isn’t it? Ares hates all of Poseidon’s children with a vengeful fury, and yet, in this new world of Christianity and Capitalism, Perseus Fucking Jackson is the closest thing he has to a priest.
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- Part 2 of Legos' PJO Fics
- Part 1 of Lies On Which Olympus Is Built
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15 Sep 2026
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There have been a few prompts about Loki masturbating in SHIELD's lockbox, because he's bored or to embarrass Thor or whatever. But Loki is technically an alien/god/thing, and it's unlikely that sex work the same way for him as it does for humans... [snipped]
Loki. Masturbating... sort of. In a room full of bemused Avengers. (Could be construed as Loki/Tony, in the sense that I can't seem to write them doing anything but flirt.)
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07 Aug 2026