Ashumer



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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.

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    ‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send post

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    BrightflameStan: every goddamn day this stan thing is getting harder like can't he be happy, the hockey guy had a really tough time when he revealed he was an omega

    MonMetros24: It was awful :( Still is. I don't know anything about this Aerion guy though, isn't he a model or something? 

    BrightflameStan: Yes he also did some movies and has a perfume line (I fucking love Dragon Dreams). But also like he does martial arts?? Like karate I think??

    MonMetros24: He seems very tiny though??? Like compared to shane??

    AerionTheBrightflame: That does not mean I can’t or won't kick his ass.

    Aerion comes in second on a ranking of accomplished omegas. He proceeds to start an internet feud with the hockey player that came in first.

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    Five hockey players, one blizzard, and a shared wardrobe full of Russian labels that Shane is desperate to keep hidden. It turns out that forced proximity is a lot harder when your boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov and he’s being an ass just to keep the act up—and because the bed is little too cold and little too big for Shane to sleep alone.

    (There was a comment saying I should mention that you have to click on things, which is fair. So guys, click on everything — it’ll end up being something.

    chapter 8 is CSS I used to format this fic.)

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