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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    The plan was perfect.

     

    The new Manager would run the club into the ground and the final pieces of her revenge would fall into place. She couldn’t help but feel a twinge of delight at this.

     

    Aka: Rebecca's plan falls apart in the space of a week, because Trent and Ted had a complicated 'parent's trap' past together

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    24 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    His first fear was that he would be alone, perhaps having forgotten a comment about John going out with a friend that day, or visiting his mother for the weekend. But as he slowly pushed open the door of John’s bedroom, which appeared to be in the exact place he expected it would be, he heard a creak on the floorboards from the next door down, mirroring his own motions.

    He locked eyes with a man who looked identical to him, with dark eyes, thick, messy hair, and deep shadows under the eyes, even more intense than they appeared in the mirror after days of little sleep. Even without the ear defenders, sunglasses, or his usual dark blue sweatshirt, it was clear he was looking into the eyes of Sherlock Holmes.

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    John and Sherlock accidentally body-swap and discover quite a bit about one another in the process.

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    19 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    After John’s mum, Carol, has a fall, she is unable to live alone for some time, and now must stay with her son and his flatmate (who he is madly in love with), forcing the two to take care of her, and for John to give up his bed and share with Sherlock. How will he cope?

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    19 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    The cord of his landline is rather fun to play with. Jon twists it in his fingers like he would a lock of his own hair,

    “Yes, Annabelle. I know that. But it doesn’t matter now,” he smiles into the receiver, “I’ve already been transferred. Sasha requested Tim and I personally. I’ll repeat that in case you didn’t catch it. She. Requested. Tim. And I. Personally! I wish you could have seen the look on Elias’ face when he had to come down and tell me. I’ve never seen him so pissed!”

    Annabelle laughs on the other end of the line, “Good job, just a few more months and our web will be spun, I imagine.”

    Jon nods even though she can’t see him. He cannot wait to see what threads he can spin between the tight knit group that will be the archival team. He kicks his ankles back and forth in the air, tracing the pattern of his comforter with his freshly manicured nails

    Or rather: The fic where Jon is a really shitty spider and likes to cause problems on purpose. Nobody talks about how hard it is to look shy and demure when you're actually quite hot.

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    29 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    In which a wardrobe malfunction kicks off the Bellesco Rube Goldberg machine. I guess that makes Aldo the marble?

    Or: the 5+1 format as the competence kink trenchcoat hiding self-reflection, ruminations on grief, learning to see each other as people, apocryphal texts, Reformation jokes, my hysterical obsession with silver curls, etc.

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    15 Jul 2026