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    This is more slice of life than anything and is, as it's tagged, shamelessly self-indulgent. Don't expect perfection here :P There will also probably be too much description of food, and links to cute baby stuff. Because it's fun.

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    Rocky thinks, for a moment, and then says, "Need word. Mate but friend."

    I blink. Surely that's just, "Friend?"

    "No, know friend. Need friend but more. Friend meaning-intensifier deepest-affection-indicator legal-obligation-indicator."

    Fun fact: Rocky's language (Not the only one Eridians have! But they don't have quite as many as Earth, presumably because they live so much longer. Or maybe because their memories are so good, I don't know, I'm not a linguist) loves declension. It's a real pity Ilyukhina isn't here, she would definitely be picking it all up quicker than I am.

    "Uh," I say. "Partner, I guess? But that's not exclusively platonic, and you aren't usually… married? Eridians marry friends?"

    "Some friends," Rocky says, as if the distinction should be obvious. "Best friends. Most best friends. Rocky marry Grace, question?"

    [rocky attempts to propose, and trips over some landmines buried in grace's psyche]

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    15 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Come on, brain, I try to tell myself. You’re not seriously still hung up on this, right? That was ages ago. It’s research time right now. Rocky just gave us an absolutely fascinating demonstration. It seems Eridians evolved to use complex camouflage to mimic their environment’s texture and disguise themselves from their prey. I wonder if this need to create incredibly intricate disguises for blending into their environment contributed to their eventual development of complex material and tool use?

    YOU’RE DYING WE’RE DYING HE’S MURDERING US WE’RE GOING TO DIE, my brain helpfully supplies.

    Gee. Thanks, brain.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    On their way to Erid, a surprise bag of vodka was discovered, and Grace makes several decisions that a sober scientist would not have made.
    Rocky, meanwhile, is not impressed.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    We’re getting a few calls into the station regarding our announcement of the Sun’s early retirement. Frankly Night Vale, I think you’re overreacting a little bit. Humanity has been around for millennia already, I’d say we’ve had a pretty good run. And this way we all get to know exactly when we’re going to die! Who hasn’t wished for that before, huh?

    Now another important update from Dr. Grace: he has found a rock.

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    08 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    "So...  fun party?"

    "Yes yes yes! Fun party! Played games, many friends attend and we dance-sing together!" Their gestures are unrestrained and I can't help a grin forming which is quickly dropped when I hear something shatter in the room Rocky is occupying accompanied by a string of foul language.

    "That's all you did, singing and dancing? 'Cus you both seem rather...  silly?"  They are acting weird, but super casual about it which is even weirder.

    tl:dr Rocky gets drunk and Grace remembers something from the Vatt.

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    08 Aug 2026