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FWhip is expecting his biggest problem to be that he just crash-landed on an uninhabited planet; he's not expecting to find out that his favorite rival, the Codfather, is stuck here too. Teaming up to find a way off the planet is the natural solution, but it means fWhip has to hide his identity long enough to keep Jimmy from trying to kill him before they can escape. Good thing he's not developing any pesky new emotions that might complicate that.
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Jimmy's first taste of being a mentor is not particularly pleasant. Scott helps, in his own way.
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- Part 2 of The gold and the rust
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What is murder but a really dramatic threesome if you think about it by BirchWrites
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
01 Feb 2026
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Pyro changes his mind about killing Avid at the last second. This does not improve things, because now Avid is alive to tattle on him. Fortunately, Pyro is an excellent liar, and can definitely talk his way out of this.
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Branzy is ready to fight his soulmate if they don't stop tugging on their red string all the time.
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Surviving the Hunger Games is one thing. Surviving the Capitol is quite another.
Between the two, Jimmy will take the people who are openly trying to kill him.
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- Part 1 of The gold and the rust
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Scott just wants to be alone where he can't hurt anyone. Jimmy hasn't gotten the hint.
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FWhip isn't much good at paying attention to the actual news when he's on assignment with Jimmy. Good thing he's just the photographer.
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AKA the most self indulgent modern au I'm ever going to write. There's no plot here, just fluff.
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FWhip, Gem, and Sausage decide to summon a demon to see what happens. Jimmy is just here to cause problems.
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Clown is quite familiar with the different ways people act when they’re afraid - fight or flight, and all the variations thereof. Branzy doesn’t really fall into either category. Instead of running or attacking when he’s scared, he bargains and begs and flatters and generally does his best to please whoever is threatening him, shamelessly chameleoning himself into whatever role he thinks is most likely to keep him alive.
In this case, Branzy seems to have decided that the best way to keep Clown happy is absolute, unquestioning obedience.
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Joey brings home a new roommate, Jimmy somehow becomes the voice of reason, and fWhip has a no good very bad week.
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AKA a Mechanisms au. Little to no knowledge of Mechs canon necessary; can also be read as a sci-fi au with some funky worldbuilding
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What Fundy needs is power, and lots of it, enough to depose Schlatt while also making sure that Wilbur doesn’t reinstall himself as president the moment the task is done.
What Fundy wants - petty though it may be - is to royally piss off his dad and make Wilbur regret ever condescending at him.
Rather conveniently, there’s one person on the server who can help him accomplish both goals at once. -
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In the grand scheme of his life, fWhip has not had wings for very long at all. Not even a year, really. So when Scott snatched the crown out from under him and implemented his no-flying rule, he thought it wouldn’t be that bad. Annoying, yes, and inconvenient, but not awful the way it would be for someone like Joey who was literally born to fly.
But after only a few days, fWhip thinks he might actually lose his mind if he doesn’t get back in the sky soon.
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Sausage doesn't know much, when he wakes up in a field outside an unfamiliar village. He doesn't know who he is or why he's there, and he certainly doesn't know why he keeps thinking about two people he's pretty sure he's never met before.
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This month I'm going to be writing drabbles for as many Emptober prompts as I can, and I'm posting them all in one fic for the sake of not cluttering things up
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Today: Jimmy hasn’t decided yet if this customer is his favorite, or his least favorite. (Yep, it's coffee shop au day)
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Now that Rivendell and the Cod Empire are officially allies, there's a ceremony that needs to be observed. Jimmy is perhaps a little more excited about it than he should be.
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Something is very wrong with fWhip.
Gem doesn’t mean this in the way that people normally say something is wrong with him - ‘what is wrong with him, why did he just blow up half my empire and steal my most precious possession?’ to quote a nonspecific, hypothetical example - but in the sense that he’s been acting really, really weird lately. Not his normal weird, either; a new and frankly concerning kind of weird.
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FWhip makes a last-ditch effort to keep the Grimlands safe from the demon's corruption
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Scott wears his heart on his sleeve - or, more accurately, in his hair. It’s a fascinating thing to see, little motes of light wreathing his head like a crown or a halo and shifting from color to color as his emotions change, and Jimmy can’t help spending most of their conversations staring at the miniature light show rather than meeting his eyes. He mentally catalogues each color when he sees it, turning over the context in his mind and trying to find the connections so he can figure out what they actually mean.
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Or, Scott made an offhand comment about the yellow stuff on his character's head being caused by sadness and I ran way too far with it
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The first time Wilbur hears Tommy spit out a “Prime damn it!” after dropping something, he laughs, thinking it’s a joke.
“What did you say?” he asks, audibly grinning. “Did you just say Prime?”Series
- Part 3 of Antarctic Princes 'verse
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Awesamdude must protect Tommy Innit. That's what it says in the contract. But lately, Sam's been feeling less like a protector and more like hired muscle as Tommy does his best to aggravate what seems like half the server.