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Severus Snape was resting his cheek on the table at the faculty meeting. The hateful glare he sent the headmaster's way was only emphasized by the dark shadows under his eyes. "Albus," he said. "I don't care what the board is blackmailing you with. This is hell."
Dumbledore surveyed the roomful of teachers and found not a single person who disagreed.
"I'm sorry, everyone," was his solemn reply, "but the babies are a mandatory project."
(You know that old trope in American teen dramas where they give them the fake baby to raise for home-ec? Yeah.)
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- Part 3 of October, 2022
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- 11,454
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- 7/?
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
10 Oct 2026
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Harry Potter has never met Lord Voldemort, ruler of Magical Britain and half of Europe, but through a complicated series of events, he has spent ten years raising his son.
...Sort of.
This would be fine, except unbeknownst to him, he has just passed by the Dark Lord in Diagon Alley, who took one look at Adrian Marvolo Riddle and come to a great misunderstanding.
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- English
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- 1,943
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- 1/?
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- 2
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
10 Oct 2026
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It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.
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Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.
Small consistency edits made in 12/28/2025
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- Part 1 of Love&Abuse
- Language:
- English
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- 146,957
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- 13/13
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- 818
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
30 Sep 2026
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Bruce makes sure to hide his soul mark... and with good reason.
AU - soulmates are matched with a birth mark on the wrist. (Not as straight forward as it might seem.)- Language:
- English
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- 18,533
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 141
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- 4,061
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24 Sep 2026
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A Hostage Situation by kowaiyoukai
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
22 Oct 2008
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The Joker takes a bank and its patrons hostage, waiting for Batman to appear. Bruce Wayne is one of those hostages.
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- English
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- 5,145
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- 1/1
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- 106
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
23 Sep 2026
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“Aventurine,” Ratio said his name slowly, looking at the blonde man with disbelieving eyes, “Did we get married?”
“Ratio,” Aventurine sighed, “Unfortunately, yes.”
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Aventurine and Ratio got drunk and got married in Penacony.
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14 Sep 2026
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“My friend left something behind over there,” the child pointed somewhere behind Ratio, “I need to go get it before we go.”
“How funny. I’m also looking for things my friend left behind. Perhaps we’re looking for the same man.”
“Does your friend have pretty eyes?”
Ratio almost laughed - what a silly question, “Indeed.”
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Dr Ratio meets Kakavasha while looking around Clock Studios Theme Park.
Russian translation available here!
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11 Sep 2026
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Drunk and Stupid (but painfully honest) by entowento
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Jun 2024
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Whatever Ratio had drunk, it must have been strong for him to be acting like this. “Yeah, Doc, it’s time you go to sleep-”
“I love you.”
Aventurine’s head whipped back into place to face Ratio. Those words couldn’t be real. Not coming out of Ratio’s mouth, and not directed towards Aventurine. He needed confirmation. He needed confirmation that this was real, he wasn’t dreaming, he wasn’t insane, he was here, he was real and that actually happened. Because not even in his wildest dreams would something as impossible as this occur. Desperately, Aventurine seized Ratio’s arms which were loosening around him as he looked to him for validation.
Aventurine stared at him in horror.
Ratio was passed out.
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A drunk Ratio admits he loves Aventurine. Only Aventurine remembers the confession by the next morning.
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- English
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- 50,177
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 335
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
11 Sep 2026
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Doctor Veritas Ratio
Professor in the Medicine, Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Computer Science, Engineering, and Biology department(s) at Stellar University3.5/5 Overall Quality based on X Ratings 4.5 Level of Difficulty
LowKey 0.0 Quality, 5.0 Difficulty
He threw his chalk at me and told me to get out.------------------------
Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng try to figure out who Professor Aventurine is engaged to, with Rate My Professor reviews sprinkled in between.
Or, obligatory aventio secretly married professors au
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 139
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
10 Sep 2026
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It was one thing to witness such desires being acted out on stage, a third-party observer to something he had no experience in the matter. But now… now he has felt it. No longer a witness but a victim to the addictiveness of whatever lies in Wriothesley’s kisses. And he doesn’t know if he can go back or if he even wants to.
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10 Sep 2026
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Varka raises a brow, leaning forward onto the table. ‘Alright, I’ll bite. What stuff do you prefer then?’
‘Snezhnayan Firewater is more to my personal tastes. But I understand that kind of liquor is not for the faint of heart.’ Flins responds with an easy charm.
Varka grins. ‘Well, I won’t say no to a challenge.'
- Language:
- English
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- 45,162
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 234
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
07 Sep 2026
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Red Hearts has spent the last three years building her name as RebelRed, a rising variety streamer with a sharp tongue, a chaotic chat, and a mysterious masked duo partner known only as Blue. What her fans don’t know? Blue is actually Chloe Charming—heiress to CharmingTech, second in line to one of the world’s most powerful tech empires… and Red’s girlfriend of two years.
For almost two years, they’ve kept their relationship secret. Chloe stayed masked, off-camera, and out of the spotlight, determined not to let her high-profile name interfere with Red’s career—or her own. But everything changes the day Chloe accidentally walks into frame unmasked on Red’s livestream.
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12 Aug 2026
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"We're closed"
"I know I know but your door was unlocked so technically you're only mostly closed right?"
"Closed to the public. You may come back in one hour."
"Come on, please, don't kick me out, just let me hide here for a bit, I won't be any trouble. In fact I'll help, those shelves still need to be stocked right?"
He points at the shelves near the new display and the boxes of books sitting next to them.
"Chased by whom?"
"Oh you know, fans." Wei Wuxian says it cheekily.
OR Wei Wuxian is a world famous musician and Lan Wangji never listens to anything other than classical and doesn't use social media so he has no idea...
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- Part 8 of Off the Cuff WangXian
Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
06 Aug 2026
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The Prince and The Hatter: Wicked Wonderland by Imsimpinagain
Fandoms: Descendants (Disney Movies)
02 Oct 2026
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When Maddox Hatter decided to exact his revenge he had never considered how his love for a certain pink haired Prince would effect how smoothly it went. More importantly he never would have expected him to still be in love with him as well.
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- Part 1 of The Prince and The Hatter Series
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05 Aug 2026
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08 Jun 2026
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we're spinning with the stars above by trinityofone for fortunesstar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2026
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“I feel like I’ve known you forever…is that strange to say?”
Three conversations after the end of the world.
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16 May 2026
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Harry Potter forgot that using a Time Turner would affect his birthday, and thus his magical inheritance. In a world where that reveals a bit more about himself, he didn't expect to be spewing Dark Magic in the manor of one of the most infamous of the Death Eaters.
Antonin Dolohov just planned on capturing Harry Potter and passing him on to the Dark Lord. Unfortunately, the teenager came into his magical maturity right in front of him, and Antonin finds himself curious about the dark magic spilling out. There's always another day that Antonin can turn him over to the Dark Lord. Locked away in a lonely manor in Russia with only each other for company, both recovering, what would happen if bonds started to form?
If Harry allowed himself to get too attached, would his friends stand by him? Would it even matter if he's eventually just going to be killed by the Dark Lord?
- Language:
- English
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- 67,249
- Chapters:
- 12/13
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
24 Mar 2026
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Lapisphinx by rabbitprint
Fandoms: 穏やか貴族の休暇のすすめ | Odayaka Kizoku no Kyuuka no Susume | A Gentle Noble's Vacation Recommendation (Manga)
06 Oct 2025
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Set during the first few manga volumes, spoilers, Gil/Lizel.
Gil was twenty-eight years old when he encountered his first lapisphinx.
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12 Mar 2026
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wise man, gift me your hands by qvystkm for beeberry
Fandoms: 穏やか貴族の休暇のすすめ | Odayaka Kizoku no Kyuuka no Susume | A Gentle Noble's Vacation Recommendation (Manga)
12 Dec 2023
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A role-swap in which Gil is the one who gets displaced dimensionally.
There he meets a nobleman who stands with his feet anchored to the ground— yet would foolishly trip on a rock on the side of the road were he to look away.
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10 Mar 2026
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You think playing dead will save you.
It does. The killer dumps your—still alive—body in an abandoned apartment complex. You’re fortunate to survive, but that’s the extent of your luck, seeing how you’re now trapped in another world.
A world inhabited by monsters whose language you don’t speak and a myriad of secrets waiting to be unravelled as your humanity crumbles away.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,217
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- 24/24
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- 396
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Bookmarked by BlueSchatten
23 Feb 2026