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Sage of Truth has always kept an observant eye on Truthless Recluse. After all, he’s declared the vaguely vanilla scented cookie as his rival (an equal!).
He hasn’t failed to notice the way the other floats through life, sulking about like a long dark shadow. Truthless isn’t always present, head somewhere else. Eyes open yet…
Well! He’s here for his dear companion, no matter what.
AKA: TR is APV from another timeline. SOT notices the little things about his vessel of affection.
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Graveyard Groom seeks advice from the vamp-goat sisters.
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- Part 3 of Pumpkin Patch Prose
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Vampirella finds the third cursed living doll in her manor.
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- Part 2 of Pumpkin Patch Prose
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Vampirella calls her best friend for some help. The only problem is? He's kinda of a dolt.
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- Part 1 of Pumpkin Patch Prose
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Where I dump the drabbles I write for Pumpkin Patch Prose for Monster Masquerade on Goatlings.
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"I won’t make a deal,” Pure Vanilla says, plain and simple. “Not unless I understand every word of it. Not unless I believe it fair. And not if the price is someone else’s pain.”
“You dare to set your terms,” The fae murmurs, his voice no longer playful. “You sit in my ring, in my garden, and you deny me?”
Pure Vanilla meets his gaze, calm and clear. “Yes.”
The fae snarls.
“I could kill you,” the fae whispers. “Slit you open like a fruit. Spill your mortal heat onto my garden and let the flowers drink your heart."
“You could,” Pure Vanilla agrees mildly. “But I’m told human meat is stringy, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d make a good stew.” He takes another small bite of rice, chews serenely. “Besides, isn’t that just a myth? You lot eating people.”
“You’re testing me,” The fae snaps. “I should curse your tongue to rot in your mouth. I should blight your precious village until even the stones forget your names.”
“Can’t,” Pure Vanilla says lightly, tapping the side of his riceball with one finger. “You’d need my true name. And I’m fairly certain you don’t have it.”
The fae curses.
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- Part 2 of My Cookie Works
- Part 1 of Pureshadow fae au
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Bookmarked by BogosBintedtheAlien
26 Aug 2026
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I forgot what ch I was on so I should reread the whole thing. 🥰
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Fake My Life by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2026
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After turning to demonic cultivation to survive the dangerous world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, Shen Yuan has almost resigned himself to his fate of getting run out of town every time he stops to help innocent villagers. A chance encounter gives him a lead that might help him fix his broken cultivation and return to the path of a righteous hero he's always dreamed of: Cang Qiong Mountain's Ling Xi Caves, which are rumored to be so thick with spiritual energy even a rock could cultivate to immortality in there.
Only one problem... Outsiders are not permitted to enter the caves.
How convenient that Shen Yuan happens to stumble upon a Cang Qiong cultivator who, for reasons unknown, looks exactly like him. Oh well, no time to study this mysterious resemblance—Shen Yuan knocks him out, hog-ties him, and dumps him in a secret realm. By the time this clown escapes, Shen Yuan will be long gone! Ling Xi Caves, here he comes!
But what's this? Some prettyboy qi deviating? A demonic invasion?? Incurable poison??!! At least Shen Qingqiu had some pretty cute disciples before Shen Yuan kidnapped him. All this identity theft might be worth it if Shen Yuan can keep Luo Binghe at the end of it.
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Bookmarked by BogosBintedtheAlien
25 Aug 2026
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Ch 2
Ohhh now this is interesting. Me likey.
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the ones that come after by taizi
Fandoms: Natsume Yuujinchou | Natsume's Book of Friends
28 Oct 2023
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“You’re one of us,” Kitamoto says, toasting Shibata with his own drink.
“Is this some sort of weird club I’m not aware of?” Natsume says dryly.
“Yes,” everyone else says in perfect unison, followed by Tanuma’s helpful, “Just drink your tea.”
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“Just… Don’t go abandoning them when you’re bored of playing.”
These two new artificial beings at Lumine's side. He warned her. And now that they've been left behind, Wanderer is furious.
But when no one can seem to find Lumine in all of Teyvat, the love, the anger, the dread muddle together inside his head like a dark lightning cloud.
He will return her home—at the cost of himself. He never imagined his past would resurface so much in doing so as well.In the end, they're all just trying to be human.
Bookmarked by BogosBintedtheAlien
03 Aug 2026
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Ch 9 (I’m just so happy someone wrote smth about the mankines and you can tell the author put love into this. ^^ ((I thought I already bookmarked this oops))
(Everyone’s needs to stop sleeping on them, THERE’S POTENTIAL!!!)
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Holly is The Past of A Former King, Shared With his Scholar in Worlds to Bring. by TheRealSMCFan
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Sage has always Loved Christmas!! What better way to spend said time than with his Dearest Recluse?
Or!!
Sage loves Christmas, and Truthless hated it. Plus! Some truths are uncovered, and some other blueberry based sillies are peeked in on to see how their Christmas’s are !!
Bookmarked by BogosBintedtheAlien
05 May 2026
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Bruh I think about this fic so much. The author really just nailed them on the head, the interactions!!! <333