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    Ilya Rozanov-Hollander woke up on the sixth anniversary of the day he told his husband he loved him for the first time, and thought: I want Shane to fuck me.

    Shane, tucked under his arm and snoring softly into his armpit, warbled on unaware.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Ilya is craving something. He’s lonely, though he’d never admit it, even to himself. The whole team is snowed in. He’s drunk. Hollander is on the other side of the country.
    And Grindr has something familiar that might be able to fix his problem.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Shane thought he would feel settled, being married and playing with the Centaurs. He expected that seeing Ilya all day, every day, would be enough, that it might even be a lot compared to the long-distance before.

    Instead, he’s slowly realising that there’s no way he can ever get his fill.

    Sex isn’t enough, falling asleep in each other’s arms isn’t enough. Rings aren’t enough. Shane is greedy for every second, every touch, every glance.

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    Shane and Ilya try to get as close to each other as they possibly can during their first year of marriage.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    13 Aug 2026

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