Cardans_Potterhead
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This came to me while watching a brocedes edit
Its just some angst that I mulled over in my mind
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Charles is famous. It's a fact he's known ever since his first autograph five years ago. He knows he always has eyes on him, paying attention, criticizing.
But this pair of eyes feel different. They feel obsessive, lustful, depraved. And they make him uncomfortable.
Or; Charles has a stalker, Max Verstappen is his therapist, and Charles has a thing for him.
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friendly neighborhood spider-mechanic by mickeysshitshow for Chuole
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2025
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When Peter Parker ends up in Gotham City, a world straight out of a comic book, only to find out that he’s the one who’s a comic book character, he decides to lay low. Don’t be a hero.
And it works. Until one day he somehow catches Red Hood’s attention and Jason Todd-Wayne crashes his way into his mundane life, leaving cracks in Peter’s fragile mask of normality.
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- Part 1 of spider-mechanic verse
- Part 15 of mik’s crossover fics
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Bookmarked by Cardans_Potterhead
03 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
eeeeh so so good, I freaking loved all of it. Peter and Jason are literally perfect for each other
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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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Bookmarked by Cardans_Potterhead
01 Sep 2026
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Hahaha poor Peter either all those ducks
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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Bookmarked by Cardans_Potterhead
31 Aug 2026
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Si, this is so insanely good and I freaking loved the way DP planned all of it but in a way that left the choice ultimately up to Peter! They both deserve the world and each other. :)
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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Bookmarked by Cardans_Potterhead
31 Aug 2026
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Yes yes of course! This fic was perfect, had all the right pieces and Wade having his boxes is peak
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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Bookmarked by Cardans_Potterhead
31 Aug 2026
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ehehehheheee, this was really good and I love the idea of petey needing to have something up his ass to be able to focus. And Wade takes care of him so well and they are so cute. overall 100/10, actual masterpiece!