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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    New to town and easily mistaken as a human, 18 year old, Mickey Evan’s life is suddenly turned upside down, the moment he’s captured and thrown into a cage.

    With only one choice to be made.
    Be relocated or devoured?
    But there’s a catch that’s soon discovered.

    Mickey isn’t human.
    He’s a monster, like them.

    And once they realize this? The five clowns want Mickey as their mate.

    And Mickey?
    Wants them as well.

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    28 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lucia had to leave him. Gwylan didn't want her to.

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    25 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Starscream remembers the guillotine.

    He remembers marrying General Ultra Magnus, being ignored by his Conjunx, despised by the servants, resented by Magnus's grown son and heir, Smokescreen—and wasting his miserable marriage on jewels, extravagance, and countless lovers. Worst of all, he remembers how one lover used his shannix to finance a revolution against Cybertron's royal family, leaving Starscream branded a traitor and executed.

    Then Starscream opens his optics.

    It is the morning of his Conjunx Endurae ceremony.

    Given an impossible second chance, Starscream wants only one thing: to keep his head attached to his neck.

    No lovers. No expensive jewelry. No fighting with servants. No interfering with Smokescreen. No demanding affection from Ultra Magnus. He will become the perfect invisible spouse, quietly occupying some forgotten corner of the estate until old age claims him naturally.

    Unfortunately, the moment Starscream stops demanding everyone's attention…

    everyone starts paying attention to him.

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    24 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Everyone aboard the Nemesis believed they understood Shockwave: cold, logical, and incapable of emotional attachment. A mech devoted entirely to science.

    Which is exactly why the truth nearly destroys the Decepticon warship when it finally comes out.

    Shockwave has a sparkling.

    A young tricolor seeker he secretly raised for years inside the Nemesis without anyone noticing. Hidden in abandoned laboratories, silent corridors, and restricted sectors protected by security layers even Soundwave never breached, Starscream grew up completely unknown to the rest of the Decepticons.

    Megatron never knew.

    Soundwave never detected him.

    No one realized a sparkling was living among them the entire time.

    Bright, curious, and painfully intelligent, Starscream has no idea his existence is about to throw the entire warship into chaos. Because Starscream is not a Decepticon, not a soldier, and not part of the war.

    He is simply Shockwave’s sparkling.

    And when the truth is finally revealed, everyone aboard the Nemesis realizes that the most terrifying mech in the Decepticon Empire has secretly been an overprotective sire this entire time.

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    19 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Starscream has already died eleven times.

    Eleven lives. Eleven attempts to escape the same miserable ending. He has served Megatron faithfully, betrayed him, joined the Autobots, fled as a Neutral, vanished into exile, fought for Cybertron, abandoned Cybertron entirely—and every single path has ended with his death and his consciousness violently thrown back to the exact same point in the past.

    By his twelfth regression, Starscream has had enough.

    No more schemes. No more desperately searching for the “correct” route. No more trying to save people who will kill him later anyway. If destiny insists on murdering him regardless of what he chooses, then this time Starscream is going to shut the fuck up, do whatever makes his miserable existence tolerable, and enjoy however much life he has left.

    Except… something is wrong.

    Events are changing. Bots who never cared before are noticing him. Old tragedies aren't happening when they should.

    And for the first time in twelve lives, Starscream has absolutely no idea what comes next.

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    16 Aug 2026