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Two months ago, Harry and Draco landed in the past and found that most of what they knew about their pasts had been built on lies. Now the Marauders know who they are, and Harry and Draco have to decide how much to tell them about the future their trying desperately to prevent from happening.
The good news is, they're down two horcruxes.
The bad news is, they're going to have to get their hands dirty to get the rest, and though the Marauders have said they want to help, Harry's not sure he can handle the judgement in his father's eyes.
Maybe what James doesn't know won't hurt him.
Part Two in The Lies We Tell Our Children Series.
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- Part 2 of The Lies We Tell Our Children Universe
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18 Jul 2025
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“Who are you?”
There it was. The start of the unraveling. A normal person would’ve panicked. Lied badly. Tried to run.
But Harry wasn’t normal. He knew how this ended. He’d seen what Tom Riddle became. He’d fought him, despised him, and somehow—against all logic—learned to eventually love him.
So instead of the truth, he gave him the most absurd, reckless, utterly chaotic answer he could think of:
“I’m your son,” Harry said, tilting his head and flashing Tom his best Gryffindor grin.
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Harry James Slytherin. Survivor of the war. Husband to the Minister of Magic, and former Dark Lord.
Its been seventy-five years since the dust of battle settled, and Harry finally thought the fates were done with him. He had earned his quiet life. His strange, complicated love. His dangerous husband and their bloodstained peace.
But fate, as always, has a flair for cruelty.
When a magical anomaly rips through time, Harry is thrown backwards into the halls of 1944 Hogwarts. And standing there, perfectly poised and utterly unknowing, is the boy who will one day become his greatest enemy—and the man Harry would come to love: Tom Marvolo Riddle.
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28 Jun 2025
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~Death is the next great adventure.~
There is no great 'adventure'. There is only destruction, chaos, and the end of magical life.
After losing his loved ones Harry steps into the Veil, ready to rest and finally be at peace. Traveling to a different dimension was not on his bucket list, thank you! Weary, confused, and pissed off, he hatches a plan to stay well away from the workings of the odd Wixen world he finds himself in.
Tom Marvolo Slytherin has everything. He is the new British Minister for Magic. His Knights are falling in line with his plans ever so nicely. He has everything, everything except for the other half of his soul. His Better Half, the one who would complete him, the one who would be his equal. He believed he was cursed to be alone. At least until a grey phoenix appeared on his forearm. One with fiery, blazing Avada Kedavra eyes.
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06 Apr 2025
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Wherever I've Been and Gone by MitchieSawyer
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
22 Mar 2025
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Daniel has no fucking clue what’s going on.
He knows Armand. Hell, he considers his relationship with Armand to be one of his failed marriages. But now Armand is cosplaying as one of Louis’ houseboys while pretending the two of them didn’t have a whole life of their own.
It’s either a massive Saw trap designed by Armand to fuck with him one last time - which fuck him very much if so - or maybe Daniel’s losing his mind.
Could this be the Parkinson’s? Is the whole fucking interview just a delusion? Does it work that way?
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15 Feb 2025
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Harry Potter's guide to Living and Dying by RiddleInsomnia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2024
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Harry Potter is a very unfortunate man, the survivor and the man-who-conquered. Dying at the ripe age of 35 after he was killed by a rogue death eater, he is transported to a different reality where he is head of the Auror department. He discovers that this version of him was basically the personal bodyguard of none other than the Minister of Magic, Tom Riddle. With a very strange bond to the Minister in question.
Living and Dying was always his thing. He could manage this new world… right? Yeah, he was going to die (cause he wanted to).
(or, Harry Potter dies, is reincarnated into a different version of himself, gets shocked by having three great parents and a normal life, and a dark lord turned minister seems to want to get in his pants. What in the everloving hell was going on with this world?)
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22 Jan 2025